Originally posted by silver_tears
[b]WELL THEN I HOPE TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN TOO YOU UP****.HEY MAN COOL YOUR JETS, YOU'RE ALL OVER THE BOARD.
COME FLY AWAY WITH ME TO THE BEACH, I ALWAYS IMAGINED HOW IT'D BE. WE'D FROLIC IN THE OCEAN, BUT NOT WASTE TOO MUCH ENERGY, BECAUSE WE'D HAVE A HULA CONTEST THAT NIGHT.
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3 footy fans are leaving the Essendon vs. Adelaide game, one Essendon, one bandwagon rider from St.Kilda, and one from Adelaide, when they come across the body of a dead woman lying naked in the middle of the road. Not sure what they should do, the Essendon fan takes off his supporters cap and places it over her left breast. The St.Kilda supporter follows suit, placing his cap over her right breast, finally the Adelaide supporter places his Adelaide cap over her 'lower regions', and they decide they should call the police. Several minutes later the policeman arrives and goes over to the body to inspect it. First he lifts the Essendon cap, and looks briefly at her left breast. Next he lifts the St.Kilda cap, looking briefly at the woman’s right breast. Finally he lifts the Adelaide supporters cap off the woman, but instead of looking briefly, he stares at the woman’s 'privates' for about 2 minutes. Putting the cap down the police man thinks to himself and lifts the cap again. This time staring for about 5 minutes. The supporters think this kind of behavior a little strange, and when the policeman finally finishes staring and comes over to them, they ask him what he had been looking at for so long.
The policeman replies: "It's the darndest thing, but that's the first time I've ever seen anything other than an arsehole under an Adelaide cap".
Originally posted by Barker
3 footy fans are leaving the Essendon vs. Adelaide game, one Essendon, one bandwagon rider from St.Kilda, and one from Adelaide, when they come across the body of a dead woman lying naked in the middle of the road. Not sure what they should do, the Essendon fan takes off his supporters cap and places it over her left breast. The St.Kilda supporter follows suit, placing his cap over her right breast, finally the Adelaide supporter places his Adelaide cap over her 'lower regions', and they decide they should call the police. Several minutes later the policeman arrives and goes over to the body to inspect it. First he lifts the Essendon cap, and looks briefly at her left breast. Next he lifts the St.Kilda cap, looking briefly at the woman’s right breast. Finally he lifts the Adelaide supporters cap off the woman, but instead of looking briefly, he stares at the woman’s 'privates' for about 2 minutes. Putting the cap down the police man thinks to himself and lifts the cap again. This time staring for about 5 minutes. The supporters think this kind of behavior a little strange, and when the policeman finally finishes staring and comes over to them, they ask him what he had been looking at for so long.The policeman replies: "It's the darndest thing, but that's the first time I've ever seen anything other than an arsehole under an Adelaide cap".
I AIN'T READING THAT BUT, ESSENDON, ST. KILDA, ADELAIDE, WHATEVER, ALL EPIC FAILS, I DON'T EVEN WATCH AFL, LAME SPORT ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC.