A man went to the doctor after a drunken party because he had two rings around his dick. He explained to the doctor that he couldn't remember what had happened the night before, so the doctor took a look. The doctor looks and the man and says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the red ring is lipstick."
"What's the bad news Doc?"
"The black ring is chewing tobacco."
crylaugh
Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
A man went to the doctor after a drunken party because he had two rings around his dick. He explained to the doctor that he couldn't remember what had happened the night before, so the doctor took a look. The doctor looks and the man and says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the red ring is lipstick.""What's the bad news Doc?"
"The black ring is chewing tobacco."
crylaugh
Whats the useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?
A Man
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Originally posted by Because I canLol. I got one of those.
heehe i get it now! HUrrah 😄aw
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i know lots of racist ones but their horrible
so lets make fun of dead babies!!!
anyone? 😛
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
The live baby eating it's way out.
What's worse than that?
The live baby going back for seconds.
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yeah know that one 😄
whats worse then a dead baby in a bucket?
one dead baby in eight buckets
whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
you cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
How do you make a baby float?
take your foot off its head
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Originally posted by Because I canMy mind went blank just now. 😐
yeah know that one 😄whats worse then a dead baby in a bucket?
one dead baby in eight bucketswhats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
you cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchforkHow do you make a baby float?
take your foot off its head😐😐