The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by Tattoo2,838 pages
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Clears throat* In the meantime what about us legal folks? 😛

We phuck like bunnies?

Originally posted by Tattoo
We phuck like bunnies?

Why bunnies? Why not wild boars or something?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Why bunnies? Why not wild boars or something?

That works too, or even lions. Lions phuck up to 50 times a day.

I don't think that's true.

Originally posted by Tattoo
That works too, or even lions. Lions phuck up to 50 times a day.

Well I've taken good notice to the 50 times a day part but damn you'll wear me out! Or..it might just be the other way around. awesome

Originally posted by mitchum
I don't think that's true.

It is...or close to. They just don't last as long as a human does.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well I've taken good notice to the 50 times a day part but damn you'll wear me out! Or..it might just be the other way around. awesome

True, don't want to be bleeding at the end of the day.

Originally posted by mitchum
I don't think that's true.

Originally posted by Tattoo
True, don't want to be bleeding at the end of the day.

Don't want YOU bleeding at the end of the day. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by mitchum

Shush.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't want YOU bleeding at the end of the day. 😖hifty:

That too.

Well if you're saying that just so you can do it 50 times in one day. Still, don't think that would be possible. In fact, quite impossible.

Originally posted by mitchum
Well if you're saying that just so you can do it 50 times in one day. Still, don't think that would be possible. In fact, quite impossible.

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Tigers-3675/lion-sexual-life.htm

That's a lie.

Originally posted by mitchum
That's a lie.

You're a lie. haermm

Funny, cause the topic says "Tigers". Weird.

Originally posted by Tattoo
You're a lie. haermm
I DON'T GET IT

Originally posted by mitchum
Funny, cause the topic says "Tigers". Weird.

But the question is about lions.

"Question
how many time a loin can have sex in his life? "

Originally posted by mitchum
"Question
how many time a loin can have sex in his life? "

Yeah, cavemen used lions for loin cloths. ermm

lion.....loin.........I get it.