The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by chillybanana
Liam is hot 😛

Me on Monday night.

Cleavage enhanced or not?

Anycrap, you look mahvellous Claire. 🙂

Originally posted by Moosey
Cleavage enhanced or not?

Anycrap, you look mahvellous Claire. 🙂

Thank you 😊

Originally posted by chillybanana
That was avec la cleavage enhancer aka Wonderbra 😉

Thank you 😊

Vunderful! Dah cleavage enhancer looked fabulous.

No, thank YOU Claire. Thank YOU for sharing your wondrous beauty with the world. clap

Originally posted by Moosey
Vunderful! Dah cleavage enhancer looked fabulous.

No, thank YOU Claire. Thank YOU for sharing your wondrous beauty with the world. clap

I know, what a champion I am!

Originally posted by chillybanana
Yes.. yes it did ✅

I know, what a champion I am!

And the award for 'TEH SEX' champion for 2008.....AND BEYOND....

chillybanana !!!!!

*Loud applause, confetti, near naked men wearing large angel wings and a tiara for the champion...blah blah blah...*

What else do these fine men do courtesy of my win?

Originally posted by chillybanana
What else do these fine men do courtesy of my win?

They do the Macarena. hmm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
They do the Macarena. hmm

Originally posted by chillybanana
What else do these fine men do courtesy of my win?

Uh....well, it's been my understanding that men who are buff and wears next to nothing and huge angel wings, usually do each other. srug

Originally posted by Moosey
Uh....well, it's been my understanding that any man who is buff and wears next to nothing and huge angel wings, usually do each other. srug

😂 Only after their 3rd round of Macarena though.

😂

Originally posted by Phucked Up
😂 Only after their 3rd round of Macarena though.

Ah yes, the macarena quota. It's like gay foreplay.

Originally posted by Moosey
Ah yes, the macarena quota. It's like gay foreplay.

They can do more Macarena if they so please, but they're not allowed to do less than 3. It's part of the "mating" ritual.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
They can do more Macarena if they so please, but they're not allowed to do less than 3. It's part of the "mating" ritual.

Right after the last 'hip thrust/jump' they get right down to buttsecks.

And this is my prize for winning Teh Sex award?!

Originally posted by chillybanana
And this is my prize for winning Teh Sex award?!

You get to judge the macarena contest. ✅

And you can keep the tiara.

Originally posted by chillybanana
And this is my prize for winning Teh Sex award?!

You didn't expect them to secks you up did you? The straight guys are always the one that have a bigger than normal belly and slightly going bald.

Judge the contest?! 😱

No, I did not expect them to do that with me... yet there might be a lack of straight hotties.

Originally posted by chillybanana
Liam is hot 😛

Me on Monday night.

Claire is one fine gorgeous lady

Originally posted by chillybanana
Thank you 😊

Yes. Yes he is. Hmmm... he doesn't live that far from me 😖hifty:

sex?