The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by Kaibs

I haven't slept in a while 🙁

(Just say yessss)

Originally posted by Dave_97
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Oh, stop it you little minx, you flatter me too much bblush

If only every woman could give me that response, i might grow some self confidence. 😆

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Originally posted by dadudemon
I was thinking about that, as well.

I wrote up a "diatribe" on it and how it doesn't apply to women due to the nature of where fapping comes from.

Fapping is the sound a dude makes when he bates.

However, girls make more of a sound of what it sounds like to stir freshly cooked macaroni noodles. So, I was thinking we should have a different word for girls. I do not know what that word is or what it should be, but I would like to submit the following:

Nannernacks.

Why?

Here's why I made up that word: get a newish banana (one that is still pretty firm, but not unripe), get a microphone and start recording. Take a bite and start chewing exaggerated with your mouth open into the mic.

Play back the sound. What do we have? A disgusting smacking sound.

Now, it is a very exaggerated form of the macaroni noodle sound, of course, but that's the point. I mean, really, what dude makes a "fap" sound when he bates? That's an exaggerated onomatopoeia for what is really happening there. So, why not exaggerate the female version, to? I thought that nannersmacks was too obvious and it doesn't flow very well. Nannernacks is easier to say because it flows better. It also sounds better and is fun to say.

Hmm, Interesting. I never quite thought of the sound before but, that's true. It sounds llike some sort of smack.

Maybe have an easier word. Shorter. Like "Fapping"

"Nacking", possibly.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
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hawt and i do like the dark hair, normally not a fan of black hair, but some women do rock it better than others. you ma'am, rock it.

Now it's really 😮 .

lol

Originally posted by Eon Blue
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B-e-e-autiful!

= )

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Hmm, Interesting. I never quite thought of the sound before but, that's true. It sounds llike some sort of smack.

Maybe have an easier word. One syllable. Like "Fapping"

"Nacking", possibly.

Maybe "MANS"

MANS = MAcaroni Noodle Sound

But that sounds too much like a butchered pluralized version of "man".

Something better:

SMAB

SMAB = SMAcky Bananas

OR! I thought of a new one...

Scrumptious, Pleasant, Loud, and Oddly Orgasmic Gushing Echoes

Splooge... OMG i love it!

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Now it's really 😮 .

lol

Originally posted by Dave_97
dont be embarrassed, everybody has had sandals at some point or another. 😆

I wear them all the time. 😐

I love them. Quick and easy.

I wear socks with my sandals, as well.

I've got what my coworker calls, "Christ lookin' sandals." As in...sandals he pictures Jesus wearing. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
I wear them all the time. 😐

I love them. Quick and easy.

I wear socks with my sandals, as well.

I've got what my coworker calls, "Christ lookin' sandals." As in...sandals he pictures Jesus wearing. 😐

Wild Style! 😎

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naww dont be sad, its a beautiful sunny day........ somewhere else in the world.

i had a pair of green sandals when i was 8.
i remember them because they had the ninja turtles on them.

both the men and ladies of my class wanted some of me. 😛

Originally posted by Eon Blue
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Originally posted by dadudemon
Maybe "MANS"

MANS = [b]MAcaroni Noodle Sound

But that sounds too much like a butchered pluralized version of "man".

Something better:

SMAB

SMAB = SMAcky Bananas

OR! I thought of a new one...

Scrumptious, Pleasant, Loud, and Oddly Orgasmic Gushing Echoes [/B]

Ahahahhaa....lulz......................lol......................Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahaahahaa!!!!

lulz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You, me and Bun Bun. Threesome. Sup.

Sounds like a plan, man.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Sounds like a plan, man.

Positions? ; P

ALL of them.