The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by dadudemon
You have really awesome skin. Your complexion is immaculate.

hmm

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Majid is a sock of Colonel. I thought that was obvious...

ColonelF40? That Pakistani dude who was overly self-conscious about his looks/body and butt-hurt to the nth power because white-girls in his school wouldn't give him the time. That cat?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You have really awesome skin. Your complexion is immaculate.

hmm

I could fix that for her and by "fix" I mean jism, in case you didn't put up on what I was implying, yo.

Originally posted by Robtard
ColonelF40? That Pakistani dude who was overly self-conscious about his looks/body and butt-hurt to the nth power because white-girls in his school wouldn't give him the time. That cat?

Originally posted by Robtard
I could fix that for her and by "fix" I mean jism, in case you didn't put up on what I was implying, yo.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
"Ah ah ah. You didn't day the magic word."

Originally posted by Cherrywild

laughcry

Originally posted by Impediment
Really classy, majid86.

She's a goddess that makes all of the rest of us look like a bunch of Seth Rogens and Jack Blacks.

FYI, she's so gorgeous that were she, in fact, a tranny, I'd still buy her a drink!

awermm

White Knight/Young man syndrome much?

He's growing too fast.

Cute kid. If you go grocery shopping with him, do chicks seem to dig you a little more than usual?

Originally posted by Thoren
Cute kid. If you go grocery shopping with him, do chicks seem to dig you a little more than usual?

Not that I've noticed. They swarm around him, not me.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Not that I've noticed. They swarm around him, not me.

Son is adorable, last time I saw a pic, he was a wee baby.

Originally posted by Cherrywild

Well my advice would be to capitalize on it, but seeing as you're taken I guess not.

Take the advice anyway ermmnone

Originally posted by Robtard
Son is adorable, last time I saw a pic, he was a wee baby.

I know, he's growing fast.

He's already pulling himself up from laying on the floor to standing at the coffee table or entertainment center.

He's completely skipping crawling.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
He's growing too fast.

So cute! He's going to be quite handsome, like his dad.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
So cute! He's going to be quite handsome, like his dad.

Quit yo lyin'. But that warrants a blush2 anyways.

I'm gonna have to keep the girls at bay when he's older. Beat them away with a splintery stick.

Or you can just let him fulfill him his destiny as a sexual tyrannosaurus (to continue the Jurassic Park theme we've got goin on in here).

Originally posted by LanceWindu
He's growing too fast.

He's so cute, haha, I love the way he's dressed! That kid's a golfer already, gonna hit the green in abit to upstage Tiger Woods.