The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

I'm no kiss ass.

I say what I mean and I mean what I say, whether I like you or not. Actually, the popular people piss me off. When I am provoked and especially by such an inidividual, I will identify and take down the leader/most fed ego of any community that has one...or get banned trying.

My biggest character flaw is my envy.

If everyone praises someone for their chisseled abs, it will give me a strong motivation to learn how to reduce belly fat.

If everyone praises someone for solving a ridicolously complex math equation, it will give me a strong motivation to solve it myself.

If everyone praises someone for breaking a concreate slab, I will improve my striking coordination and that slab will break.

You'll never know how incapable you are until you try to do these things. I am very aware of how incapable I used to be, and what pisses me off more than anything else is someone else being more potent, skilled, capable than me. Because that is what impresses people.

Originally posted by Dolos
I'm no kiss ass.

I say what I mean and I mean what I say, whether I like you or not. Actually, the popular people piss me off.

So... If everyone praises me for my boobs....

Dolos, you're dangerously close to derailing this thread.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
So you're a hipster.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
So... If everyone praises me for my boobs....

And to get back on topic, here's what I look like with moruga scorpion pepper in my eye.

^That's hilarious.

I like seeing you in pain.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
[creepy]Besides, I keep the face-shots of everyone I come across online in a special folder for later use impersonating them in table top roleplaying games. [/creepy]

Even moi? mmm

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
So you're a hipster.

"Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter."

I would consider myself a hipster.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
So... If everyone praises me for my boobs....

That's a feminine thing.

Just like pouring sauce into your eye is a stupid thing.

So I would not get a boob job or pour sauce into my eyes just because someone else did.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Even moi? mmm

You have wide eyes with dark circles around them. o.o And the smile just says 'want some candy?'

.. Yes. Yes I would like some Candy!

I think Aura has candy, I'll ask him.

It's in my van.

No but sadface.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
It's in my van.

No but sadface.

That moment when it almost worked, but you weren't in your van.

More AuraAngel:

That looks SCREAMS "I have candy. In my cellar. :3"

I have neither a van nor a cellar. I have candy though but I never eat it.

Want some candy??

I have lots of jujubes!!!

o.o

Lawls..

YouTube video

My theme song. ^

Originally posted by Dolos
I'm no kiss ass.

I say what I mean and I mean what I say, whether I like you or not. Actually, the popular people piss me off. When I am provoked and especially by such an inidividual, I will identify and take down the leader/most fed ego of any community that has one...or get banned trying.

Bring it on. 👆