The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm just gonna go ahead and take this as an invitation for sex. When and where? I'll even dress as Loki for you.

Also, I just read this Loki part droolio

Sealed the deal, didn't I?

Originally posted by silver_tears
figured it was time for a photo diva

Its always time for a photo of you droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I like men with beards.

I have a beard!!! 😱

Originally posted by silver_tears
Who look like they have a job mind you.

I have a job 😱

And my beard has a job too. 😎

Scrub Zero!!

Do you work at a hospital?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you work at a hospital?

Yussm. Intensive Care RN.

I'm going to submit myself to your hospital for emergency penile care.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm going to submit myself to your hospital for emergency penile care.

Ill even cleanse your rectum. Free of charge.

Now that's service.

I don't think my hospital provides those services...

Need to go to better hospitals. I only accept care from hospitals with attractive nurses who will clean my rectum.

Originally posted by BackFire
Need to go to better hospitals. I only accept care from hospitals with attractive nurses who will clean my rectum.

🧑‍⚕️
😈

I've never been made so hard from an emoticon before.

Originally posted by silver_tears
figured it was time for a photo diva

The balance of attention that silver tears is getting is unfair!

Yes, I know she has a vagina - a lot of humans do.

Then again, this is the internet so by virtue of being semi good looking female you get e-stalked to death.

There are no girls on the internet.....except for Irene.

SAY MY NAMEE

"Oneness"

Thank you.

I feel better now, just needed some attention.

Originally posted by parenthesis
There are no girls on the internet.....except for Irene.

diva You don't need any others.