The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hi.

Girls suck. srug

If you're lucky. haermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hi.

Girls suck. srug

I likes the girls. Me with the ladies at my wedding.

Originally posted by silver_tears
If you're lucky. haermm

I heard you suck.haermm

Originally posted by Slay
Oh.

They sure do. You do realise I can't take sides? lookaround

Honestly, I don't care. I'm done with it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard you suck.haermm

Like a leech. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Like a leech. haermm

Death grip? haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Like a leech. haermm

I have heard about girls like you, never let them go down on you guys, don't do it!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Like a leech. haermm

You draw blood?haermm

Originally posted by Soleran
I have heard about girls like you, never let them go down on you guys, don't do it!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You draw blood?haermm

My thoughts exactly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You draw blood?haermm

I never use my teef. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Death grip? haermm

Nothing dies. haermm

Originally posted by Soleran
My thoughts exactly

Great minds.😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Honestly, I don't care. I'm done with it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Nothing dies. haermm

What's the worst that happens then? haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Like a leech. haermm

So, if I tipped some salt on you, do you shrivel up?

Originally posted by Slay
Didn't know you were that upset about it. Sorry man.

S'alright. I'll get over it. It's not the first nor the last time. Thanks.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I never use my teef. haermm

Nothing dies. haermm

I forgot you take them out.haermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, if I tipped some salt on you, do you shrivel up?

I'm gonna go with no, but no one's ever tried hm

Originally posted by Röland
What's the worst that happens then? haermm

They pass out from the overwhelming pleasure and come to 3 days later dressed in thigh high nylons wondering what's that taste in their mouth. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I never use my teef. haermm

Yeah back in college the chicks that used the "teef" got put on the "corn on the cobb" list.

Nothing dies. haermm

The death grippers got put on the "lead pipe" list.

Discreet and functional and guys only had to suffer once if at all once the list was created.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I forgot you take them out.haermm

When you're as well paid and as well respected as I, it's a must for the regulars. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
They pass out from the overwhelming pleasure and come to 3 days later dressed in thigh high nylons wondering what's that taste in their mouth. haermm

Sounds good.

Now I have to ask you a personal question.

Spit or swallow? haermm