The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by Old Man Whirly!2,838 pages

Originally posted by Blakemore
Daww don't flirt with me
😂

get a room, you two

Originally posted by Blakemore
Ok, fu ck it. Here's my physique. It's a bad pic.

Edit, it looks like I have teets lol.

Seriously, I can't say t i t s?

AHHH MY EYES 😨 😨

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
get a room, you two
come and join us Bash, we can play monopoly, my back won't hold up to Twister! 😂

Originally posted by walshy
would i make a good wrestler Welshy, could I be the uk's triple H, we are the same age.

Originally posted by walshy
AHHH MY EYES 😨 😨
Did I gross you out?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
come and join us Bash, we can play monopoly, my back won't hold up to Twister! 😂

monopoly would be a bad idea. that might lead to a knife fight

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
monopoly would be a bad idea. that might lead to a knife fight
Nah, for me that's risk.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
monopoly would be a bad idea. that might lead to a knife fight
I'd love to play monopoly. Just as long as shitlords don't play by the stupid scumbag rules.

There was a similar game called payday. The difference is you move across the days of the month to get your money, instead of the properties. Still fun.

monopoly inevitably (and quickly) leads to at least one player having grossly disproportionate power over at least one other player. therefore the player who has that power can either work out a fair deal, or choose the road of mischief and lulz. then the knives come out

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
monopoly inevitably (and quickly) leads to at least one player having grossly disproportionate power over at least one other player. therefore the player who has that power can either work out a fair deal, or choose the road of mischief and lulz. then the knives come out
Risk or Monopoly or any other strategy board game involving domination, like poker and chess can engender anger and cheating. Women are the worst, my first wife and mother will cheat...

Im not very good at chess, though I have beaten some decent players. kamikaze strategy. see which pieces they favor and take them at the cost of whichever piece I choose to sacrifice. it really shakes up the type who study strategies from the first move 😈

The best strategy of monopoly is to buy as much property you can and then go to jail and collect your rent.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Im not very good at chess, though I have beaten some decent players. kamikaze strategy. see which pieces they favor and take them at the cost of whichever piece I choose to sacrifice. it really shakes up the type who study strategies from the first move 😈
i used to play a bit at chess.com not a lot. My brother and dad are club players, so I got put off as they ****ing beat me easily. I beat them at Poker though...
This beard is as badly dyed as Karl Urban in the boys.

Holy Jaysus, it's the bloody Mountain!

i can't be bothered with cards unless we're talking about blackjack

woah that beard looks photoshopped

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i can't be bothered with cards unless we're talking about blackjack

woah that beard looks photoshopped

By blackjack, I think you mean pontoon. I preferred hearts and spades and shithead.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i can't be bothered with cards unless we're talking about blackjack

woah that beard looks photoshopped

May it's real, ill hunt up my craziest old beard dyed and send to you, i had it in KSA and it was really ****ing long.

Originally posted by Blakemore
By blackjack, I think you mean pontoon. I preferred hearts and spades and shithead.

Pontoon separates itself from Blackjack by allowing players to double down, or 'buy', before taking multiple subsequent hits, or 'twists'. Pontoon also allows players to double down with more than two cards in their hands, whereas, in Blackjack, players can only double down on their original two cards.

never played that. curious to try though. In blackjack you also get an extra pay out if you're dealt A+10/J/Q/K.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
would i make a good wrestler Welshy, could I be the uk's triple H, we are the same age.
you'd probably be better than that big daddy

Originally posted by Blakemore
Did I gross you out?
nah you look great, just bants