Originally posted by Robtard
He used the "I was drunk" excuse every time he fellated (or received) his bisexual room mate at university. Same goes for the one time he sodomized him and then verbally attacked.
If a heterosexual man gets blown by a man, he can lean back, close his eyes, and pretend it's a woman. What does one pretend while having their mouth f*cked by a man and he blows his load. "Mmmm delicious canoli! Om nom nom nom"