The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by DarkC2,838 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
I need to jog more. ✅

Madison is asleep, thank you very much. 😛


Fifteen years from now she is going to browse back to her daddy's golden age and go: "Daaad! Ew!"

Originally posted by DarkC
Give me twenty pushups.
COCK PUSHUPS!

Originally posted by DarkC
Fifteen years from now she is going to browse back to her daddy's golden age and go: "Daaad! Ew!"

You never accidentally walked in on your parents?

I did. 🥷

Originally posted by Impediment
You never accidentally walked in on your parents?

I did. 🥷

my parents didnt have sex after I was born 😬

Originally posted by Impediment
I need to jog more. ✅

Madison is asleep, thank you very much. 😛

You should join a gym like me.Jumpy

Originally posted by Puzzle
That's more like it! I'm so bad!

Where the **** were you *****?ranting

Originally posted by Impediment
You never accidentally walked in on your parents?

I did. 🥷

I can hear them every time they do it...cuz their bed squeeks and the vent in their room in right above the vent of my room...it's like scarring!

Originally posted by Ronny
COCK PUSHUPS!

Are you and me related?😂

Originally posted by Ronny
COCK PUSHUPS!

My member is prehensile. naughty

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You should join a gym like me.Jumpy

Where the **** were you *****?ranting

I was out of the room watching my shows...I did wrong, I must be punished all night.

Originally posted by Puzzle
I was out of the room watching my shows...I did wrong, I must be punished all night.

whip 😛

Originally posted by Impediment
My member is prehensile. naughty
Okay thats a creepy thought ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay thats a creepy thought ermm

Liar.

headbang

Originally posted by LethalFemme
whip 😛

Can I come over?

Originally posted by Puzzle
Can I come over?

If you clean it up.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you clean it up.

Sounds reasonable.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Sounds reasonable.

Use Bounty. ✅

It won't leave streaks.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Sounds reasonable.

Very well then. Good day to you sir.bye

Originally posted by Impediment
Liar.

headbang

I have to admit I'm a little turned on by the creepyness

Imagine, you could not only find the G Spot, but you could hold it in the palm of your

penis ...

Originally posted by Impediment
Use Bounty. ✅

It won't leave streaks.

Thats not how he's cleaning it.droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
I have to admit I'm a little turned on by the creepyness

Imagine, you could not only find the G Spot, but you could hold it in the palm of your

penis ...

If I found a penis like that I'd marry it or at least play with it on a regular basis.