The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by ~Da Moose~2,838 pages
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Because your pants are off 🤨

Oh for God's sake. Are we still in a day and age where what a person is or isn't wearing determines their moral fibre? 🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, it's gonna be insane!! Just think, all that energy you'd usually expend blowing the girl up, you can save for the real thing!! 😉

Man... I may last twice the lengh as usual... a whole 12 seconds. 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh for God's sake. Are we still in a day and age where what a person is or isn't wearing determines their moral fibre? 🙄
Well, we ARE in a church. I guess its just common decency.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Man... I may last twice the lengh as usual... a whole 12 seconds. 😛

😆 Lurvely. You'll be 'Mr Popular Endurance Man'.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, we ARE in a church. I guess its just common decency.

Well, the PRIEST doesn't seem to mind. See how he's pinky waving at you?

Moosey and his two ladies. Such a beautiful to see you all reunited. crytissue

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
I suck! jump
Agreed.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, the PRIEST doesn't seem to mind. See how he's pinky waving at you?
He does have the lords blessing drool

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, the PRIEST doesn't seem to mind. See how he's pinky waving at you?
I really hope by pinky you mean his little finger and not anything else. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Lurvely. You'll be 'Mr Popular Endurance Man'.

Don't worry, satisfaction is guaranteed.... the fridge full of Ice Cream isn't there for nothing.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Moosey and his two ladies. Such a beautiful to see you all reunited. crytissue

Ha ha AND ha. If these are my ladies, then I have some serious killing of myself to do.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
He does have the lords blessing drool

Better go kneel before him.....and 'pray'.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Better go kneel before him.....and 'pray'.
This is why i became a reverend

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I really hope by pinky you mean his little finger and not anything else. ermm

Oh. Never thought about that. Hmm...well, he's holding the bible with BOTH hands........

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ha ha AND ha. If these are my ladies, then I have some serious killing of myself to do.
Don't worry, I'll help you make your passing as painless as possible. 😊

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Don't worry, satisfaction is guaranteed.... the fridge full of Ice Cream isn't there for nothing.

You're a wise man. ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
This is why i became a reverend

The altar boys?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh. Never thought about that. Hmm...well, he's holding the bible with BOTH hands........
Good good, we all know the slightly dodgy reputation priest's tend to have now a days. shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The altar boys?
No. This "blood of Christ"

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Don't worry, I'll help you make your passing as painless as possible. 😊

That's.....nice of you?

Can't you just arrange for an orgy with like, 8 other girls and help me out a little?