The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by Ambience
Funny how I don't feel lonely after meeting you. I used to, no matter how much company I had around me. I don't know, maybe you complete me. But I don't think anybodies presence could compare to yous.

I wouldn't want to anyway. But it is a deal. I'll even tell him to lean a certain way so you can get a good shot 🥷

Thank you baby.
kisses

Aw, thanks for being considerate. 😛
Can you slap a sticky shocker on him too?
(I've been playing loads of Splinter Cell.)

"So I was thinking - OW - that maybe you and - OY! - I could - F*CK!"
And that's where you b****slap him, hurl your Coke at his face, and storm out. 😊

I am unforgivingly cruel.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, I suppose we've both had our share of failed relationships. It makes me feel like a chalice that's once been filled with fetid water, emptied, and refilled with red wine. hug

Aw, thanks for being considerate. 😛
Can you slap a sticky shocker on him too?
(I've been playing loads of Splinter Cell.)

"So I was thinking - OW - that maybe you and - OY! - I could - F*CK!"
And that's where you b****slap him, hurl your Coke at his face, and storm out. 😊

I am unforgivingly cruel.

Makes it feel like a dream. <3

My pleasure 🥷
I can handle any task you put me up to. 😛
(never played it 😛)

LMAO xD
I can imagine that right now o_x

Forgiving towards me though right?
😖

Originally posted by Ambience
Makes it feel like a dream. <3

My pleasure 🥷
I can handle any task you put me up to. 😛
(never played it 😛)

LMAO xD
I can imagine that right now o_x

Forgiving towards me though right?
😖

Heehee, you'd enjoy that wouldn't you? 😛
We'll see about that. 😖hifty:
(It ain't a game for impatient people. 😛 )

Yeah, I conjure up these strange mental images a lot.

Of course! hug
But if anyone gets in between you and I they're instantly on my blacklist, doesn't matter what kind of relationship I had with them before. Like my parents, for example.

*seething*

Originally posted by DarkC
One I hope never to wake up from!

Heehee, you'd enjoy that wouldn't you? 😛
We'll see about that. 😖hifty:
(It ain't a game for impatient people. 😛 )

Yeah, I conjure up these strange mental images a lot.

Of course! hug
But if anyone gets in between you and I they're instantly on my blacklist, doesn't matter what kind of relationship I had with them before. Like my parents, for example.

*seething*

Who said you had to be asleep?

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

🙂

Just a little. 🥷
Well then it's a good thing I am relatively patient.
And it's a good thing you are to because you'll probably end up waiting in the car for three minutes before we go to a party because I forgot my purse in the house and forgot where I put it. 😖

baby!
that job was more important then me! and things that are more important then me will always come up and you have to know I completely understand.
And you do what you need to do. =]

Originally posted by Ambience
Who said you had to be asleep?

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

🙂

Just a little. 🥷
Well then it's a good thing I am relatively patient.
And it's a good thing you are to because you'll probably end up waiting in the car for three minutes before we go to a party because I forgot my purse in the house and forgot where I put it. 😖

baby!
that job was more important then me! and things that are more important then me will always come up and you have to know I completely understand.
And you do what you need to do. =]

That's my girl! 😊
Heehee, I wouldn't mind at all, I'd even give your butt a bit of a spank as you got out of the car in a rush.
(smiling stupidly)
But I'd laugh though.

I refuse to believe there is anything in this world more important to me than you. cry

(pout)

Originally posted by DarkC
Awww, good point. 😛

That's my girl! 😊
Heehee, I wouldn't mind at all, I'd even give your butt a bit of a spank as you got out of the car in a rush.
(smiling stupidly)
But I'd laugh though.

I refuse to believe there is anything in this world more important to me than you. cry

(pout)

My parents yell at me. o_x
But if your so understanding, I guess you could get some action. 😛

Thats not a bad thing either.
hug
Don't change to much!
because if I ever do get pregnant (even though I KNOW thats not what I want) and I'm about to have the kid, I don't you at work.
😐

Originally posted by Ambience
My parents yell at me. o_x
But if your so understanding, I guess you could get some action. 😛

Thats not a bad thing either.
hug
Don't change to much!
because if I ever do get pregnant (even though I KNOW thats not what I want) and I'm about to have the kid, I don't you at work.
😐

Three minutes is nothing, baby. 😛
Did you say action? 😖hifty:
When and where?

If this is the way you want me to be, baby girl, then even when we turn 35 I'll stay this way. hug

Heck no, there's something called "Hey boss my wife's giving birth to our second baby girl gotta go bye!"

Originally posted by DarkC
So do mine. 😬

Three minutes is nothing, baby. 😛
Did you say action? 😖hifty:
When and where?

If this is the way you want me to be, baby girl, then even when we turn 35 I'll stay this way. hug

Heck no, there's something called "Hey boss my wife's giving birth to our second baby girl gotta go bye!"

I hate it. 😖

Awww, so understanding and thoughtful.
How'd I get so lucky?
kisses

anytime, anywhere.
except the petting zoo.
they won't let me in there anymore. ermm

I can't wait tlo adopt children n_n
it'll be so amazing!
=D

Eccy made me...😱 😛

Originally posted by Ambience
I hate it. 😖

Awww, so understanding and thoughtful.
How'd I get so lucky?
kisses

anytime, anywhere.
except the petting zoo.
they won't let me in there anymore. ermm

I can't wait tlo adopt children n_n
it'll be so amazing!
=D

Understanding and thoughtful for saying "three minutes is nothing"? 😛
You're not the lucky one. hug

Oh baby!
What, you refuse to leave the baby ostriches and goats alone?

Hmmm, wonder how much Visas cost....hmm

Originally posted by DarkC
I know, even worse; I can't walk out or it gets five times worse.

Understanding and thoughtful for saying "three minutes is nothing"? 😛
You're not the lucky one. hug

Oh baby!
What, you refuse to leave the baby ostriches and goats alone?

Hmmm, wonder how much Visas cost....hmm

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YES!
Do you knowhow many guys would ***** at me for taking three minutes!?
I remember my last two boy friends would just start walking and wouldn't wait, or just drive away.
😐

That really pissed me off.

Plus I angered the chickens. =[

😆
no no noooo!
we smuggle them over the boarder.
I'm sure Brazil doesn't give a shit if we take one more impoverished child off their hands! And your Chinese. Maybe we can BS our way pass the boarder. 😛

Originally posted by Ambience
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YES!
Do you knowhow many guys would ***** at me for taking three minutes!?
I remember my last two boy friends would just start walking and wouldn't wait, or just drive away.
😐

That really pissed me off.

Plus I angered the chickens. =[

😆
no no noooo!
we smuggle them over the boarder.
I'm sure Brazil doesn't give a shit if we take one more impoverished child off their hands! And your Chinese. Maybe we can BS our way pass the boarder. 😛

If you take more than ten though, I'll run back inside and start licking your neck mercilessly until you find it.

Oh dear, I got pecked by a chicken once.
That was the first time I've seen a real wound. 😐

I dunno baby, I'd rather stay legit.

Originally posted by DarkC
Those guys deserve a firing squad armed with rubber bullets. 😐
I'd happily spank you and laugh, then turn on the CD player and listen until you come back.

If you take more than ten though, I'll run back inside and start licking your neck mercilessly until you find it.

Oh dear, I got pecked by a chicken once.
That was the first time I've seen a real wound. 😐

I dunno baby, I'd rather stay legit.

If you start licking my neck, were going to be alot later then ten minutes, I can assure you.
🥷

Ew D:
Stupid, ugly, filthy birds.
Parrots are so much better!

What?
You chicken?
xD

Originally posted by Ambience
If you start licking my neck, were going to be alot later then ten minutes, I can assure you.
🥷

Ew D:
Stupid, ugly, filthy birds.
Parrots are so much better!

What?
You chicken?
xD

I know, their call makes me want to take one and boot it for a field goal.
Kinda like that one Simpsons episode.
"The kick is straight! Wait! The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy!"
(Aaaaaaaaaah, D'oh!)

Yes. 😮 What happens if we get caught?

Originally posted by DarkC
Okay. 🥷 I don't mind.
Well, what about grabbing your butt and refusing to let go?

I know, their call makes me want to take one and boot it for a field goal.
Kinda like that one Simpsons episode.
"The kick is straight! Wait! The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy!"
(Aaaaaaaaaah, D'oh!)

Yes. 😮 What happens if we get caught?

Then I guess I'll have to return the favor.
But pardon me if my hand begins to wander.
🥷

LOL XD
I know, I like paradise birds. So lovely.
drool

Were so pretty if we both do a strip tease they'll let us go.
vin

Originally posted by Ambience
Then I guess I'll have to return the favor.
But pardon me if my hand begins to wander.
🥷

LOL XD
I know, I like paradise birds. So lovely.
drool

Were so pretty if we both do a strip tease they'll let us go.
vin

Yeah, and the ones that DON'T get PMS every five minutes are really great companions. 😛

They'll hurl themselves off a bridge at the sight of me pee pee.

Originally posted by DarkC
You are pardoned. 🥷
Just don't hurt.

Yeah, and the ones that DON'T get PMS every five minutes are really great companions. 😛

They'll hurl themselves off a bridge at the sight of me pee pee.

I have to go shower at the moment, can I call you in about 15 when I get out?

Originally posted by Ambience
I have to go shower at the moment, can I call you in about 15 when I get out?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Eccy made me...😱 😛

😂

hahahahaha.

aww..*hugs*

beardlessness suits you a great deal. 👆

cuteness!

you do that shit too when you're shaving? now i dont feel like as much of a dork

from 10 minutes ago
cheers 2/3 empty 😛