Gay Jedi

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Gay Jedi

After my 3rd shot of absinthe the other night, something occured to me. Where are all the gay Jedi in the SW Galaxy? Are there ANY Gay Jedi out there? Is there a possibility that gay Jedi exist? And if so, are they light side or dark side. Are they attracted to their masters? How do they live? Is there racism against gay Jedi? Important questions people.

Racism against gay people? 😛 Anyways, I don't know if you people noticed, but Yoda is a total homo.

As I said in the last thread like this, Luke Skywalker is 100% gay.

.......Except the fact that he has a wife and a kid.

So do lots of gay men.

Well since Luke when he didn't even know Leia, thought she was beautiful and fell in love with her, I bet he wasn't gay....

Then hes bi. He had a pretty strong attraction to Obi-Wan as well...

Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
As I said in the last thread like this, Luke Skywalker is 100% gay.

Luke wasnt gay, he was a sisterfuker .. gross but true. If you mean the actor Mark Hamill, I agree 100%

Originally posted by Coleman Trebor
Then hes bi. He had a pretty strong attraction to Obi-Wan as well...

LMAO 😂

Jedi weren't allowed to have such attachment for a long time, so you couldn't tell who were gay or straight anyway. During the NJO time... I guess everyone was just straight. The way it should be.

Apparently.

"The way it should be"?
Thats offenseive to some people lol.

like you???? OWNED. J/K

Woah, you drink absinthe aswell? That excuses your naughty thoughts about SW for me!

Originally posted by kamikz
Well since Luke when he didn't even know Leia, thought she was beautiful and fell in love with her, I bet he wasn't gay....

Incest 😘

Hello, I'm the Green Fairy.

Yes, I dabble in the realm of the green fairy.. I've only hallucinated twice though, you just have to buy the right absinthe with the right amount of wormwood and thujone.

Originally posted by kamikz
Well since Luke when he didn't even know Leia, thought she was beautiful and fell in love with her, I bet he wasn't gay....

you mean you wouldn't love your sister if you had one?

Read again, "when he didn't even KNOW Leia".¨

That means he didn't know who his sister was, he didn't know he even HAD a sister.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I guess everyone was just straight. The way it should be.

Hey, that's interesting. I wouldn't have guessed. So... you're a prick? How about you try to be a little more open minded.

So... I saw Brokeback Mountain...

I didn't really like it.

About the topic: No homosexual Jedi have been featured, so, it's just a guess.