Ask me anything.

Originally posted by imaqtpie
I’d like first to see evidence that you’re capable of using your own.

Originally posted by ~Flamboyant~
Ever had anal sex with someone of the same sex?

No, but one time a buddy and me made a wobbly "H" with a chick in the back of her folks’ camper.

Why did you rip off Vinny's thread idea? ermm

Originally posted by Opaleye92
are you a boy or a girl, how old r u, and where in the us do u live?

oh and btw, welcome to kmc 🙂

I'm a guy. This is a nic I've been using for years on other boards. I live in Allenton, Wisconsin.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Fail

Thats Not directed at leo.

Do your parents know your gay?

How many times have you socked? 😉

Originally posted by The Phantom
Can I cut your nads off and staple them to your forehead?

Sure, right after you sodomize yourself with a coked-up porcupine stapled to the end of a baseball bat.

Originally posted by imaqtpie
Sure, right after you sodomize yourself with a coked-up porcupine stapled to the end of a baseball bat.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Why did you rip off Vinny's thread idea? ermm

I can assure you that this thread has been made thousands of times at hundreds of internet forums.

Originally posted by imaqtpie
I can assure you that this thread has been made thousands of times at hundreds of internet forums.

And only a sock would know this 😛

Originally posted by bigbran
Do your parents know your gay?

"You're" and "your" are not interchangeable, but don’t fret little buckaroo, English is a complex language and I’m pulling for you.

Originally posted by Leo.M
And only a sock would know this 😛

I don't know for certain what you're referring to when you write "sock." I can surmise that it shares the meaning with what I've always know to be called "troll."

Originally posted by imaqtpie
Only if you do it while masturbating like a spider monkey heavily dosed with amphetamines and viagra.

Oh. So I am odd then. 😛

Are you alone in the world?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Oh. So I am odd then. 😛

It only gets truly weird when you break out the geriatric porn and the anal beads.

Your ignoring my question, and worrying about my spelling instead.
Fine then:
Do you're parents know your gay?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Are you alone in the world?

It a philosophical sense, we’re all somewhat alone. As a practical matter I’m married with two children. I also have two dogs and at least one uninvited cricket sharing my home.

How many times have you been banned for KMC?

Originally posted by bigbran
Your ignoring my question, and worrying about my spelling instead.
Fine then:
Do you're parents know your gay?

Thanks for the effort.

I’m not gay, but since you’re so persistent and hung up on my sexual orientation I will consider ass-raping you.

PS- Please stop PMing me pictures of your genitals.