Chemicals

Alright, I just walked outside to feed my dogs and got attacked by a bunch of my friends with spray cans of paint, Febreeze, Hairspray, and Hornet's Nest stuff. Now my skin is on fire and my senses are going haywire. I stripped down to absolutely nothing and took a shower for five minutes and nothing helped...

What the hell do I do now? Poison Control said take a shower...

Who the hell does that? 🤨

poison control has the right idea....

What the **** is wrong with your friends?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Who the hell does that? 🤨

Obviously my idiot friends who I am going to sue for the 4 bucks the have, put together. ...

that hornet stuff is poisenous...i think your friends want to kill you..

Originally posted by Naz
that hornet stuff is poisenous...i think your friends want to kill you..

Yeah well, before I went back in I took soem hairspray and a torch lighter and got their asses back... Oh did I get their asses back...

Are you sure it wasn't the Moroccon Midget Mafia with masks performing a hit? barker

It might've been... It might've been...

Sounds more like the queer eye for the straight guy team, has your wardrobe been tampered with?

Nope... I think o.o

Originally posted by xXSpArTaN119Xx
It might've been... It might've been...

Maybe Poison Control were in on it, Maybe taking a shower makes it worse, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

you need to purify yourself in the waters of lake minatonka

Stop Drop, and Roll! Aaaah! Poison Control is a Terrorist group! The US Is a Terrorist Group!!! Aaaagh!

Okay folks, I just sneezed and blood went everywhere... I think im gonna go take anotehr shower...

Originally posted by xXSpArTaN119Xx
Stop Drop, and Roll! Aaaah! Poison Control is a Terrorist group! The US Is a Terrorist Group!!! Aaaagh!

Quick, watch Enemy of The State. Problem Solved.

perhaps get another shower, and just let the water rush over you...no soap..it might cause a reaction with the other chemicals. and dont use a wash rag, it might rub them into your skin..just rinse it all off.

maybe lotion or something? try sunscreen. its always cold.
or maybe windex 😄

aloe vera ✅

oh yeah. aloe vera. stupid me, how could i forget that?