So that chick I went out with on new years, she is in jail right now.
haermm ermmnone
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BarkerThorin Fan Club President
HAERMM I NEED DETAILS
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ThorenStatic Stance
Well, turns out she is a bit of an obsessive control freak. She beat up her ex-boyfriends new fiance, and then proceeded to vandalize his car and house.
I'm so glad I never called her after our date. noneermm
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BarkerThorin Fan Club President
Jesus christ noneermm
Didn't she rape you or something
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ThorenStatic Stance
Yeah, tell me about it. ermmnone
She did give me multiple oh yeahs, but not by force.
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BarkerThorin Fan Club President
So you were seeing the "Oh" face for sure, huh.
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ThorenStatic Stance
She was turned around while the thrusting was going on.
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BarkerThorin Fan Club President
I wasn't talking about that "O".
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ThorenStatic Stance
I'm lost, what are you talking about?
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BarkerThorin Fan Club President
srug
I called my Professor "Ger-latch" all last semester and it turns out her name is actually "Ger-lock". ermmnone
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ThorenStatic Stance
It's her own ****ing fault for not explaining.
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BarkerThorin Fan Club President
I think she did at the beginning of semester.
I only know this because I have two classes with her again and had to listen to her monotone beginning of semester lecture twice yesterday haermm
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ThorenStatic Stance
Well than it's your fault for not paying attention. haermm