superman vs the blob

Started by Tron3 pages
Originally posted by invisiblewoman
actually the Hulk and Strongman have moved the blob against his will they are the only ones! but i just think superman would outsmart him somehow 😄

Please ignore them. They're being sarcastic, but not very funny, of course. I thought you were getting the pattern by now. 🙄

Anyway, Superman doesn't need to outsmart him, he throws him to Saturn.

Originally posted by Tron
Please ignore them. They're being sarcastic, but not very funny, of course. I thought you were getting the pattern by now. 🙄

Anyway, Superman doesn't need to outsmart him, he throws him to Saturn.

agreed

Nothing moves the blob!

Originally posted by thedude1948
Nobody moves the blob!
except for the two people that already did it

Originally posted by galan7777777
except for the two people that already did it

All I gotta say is PIS.

Superman hurls him into the sun.

Absorb that blow.

Superman wins there are already physically weaker characters that beat his ass.

Blob is determined not to be moved so Superman just crushes his head like a melon instead.

SupeRm@n de pWnzers.
Superman ze roxerers ur soxs.

Superman is retarded, but he would still kick Blob's ass. How is this even worth debating?

😮‍💨

Superman uses his heat vision and melts the Blob's face off which makes it ooze down the front of his belly.

Give Blob mastery of the Speed Force and then see what happens. 😂

superman, no doubt. blob is a flop

he's just a fat blob of a man... what is he gonna do except sit there and fart at superman... not much really

Originally posted by Tron
Please ignore them. They're being sarcastic, but not very funny, of course. I thought you were getting the pattern by now. 🙄

Anyway, Superman doesn't need to outsmart him, he throws him to Saturn.

What is this "sarcastic" word you speak of? 😖hifty:

Definitions of sarcasm on the Web:

* witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Jonathan Swift
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* Sarcasm is sneering, jesting, or mocking a person, a situation or thing. It is often used in a humorous manner and sometimes expressed through particular vocal intonations. Sarcasm is often expressed in ironical statements. It can sometimes be the sincerest form of discourse for the emotionally fragile. This is often done by simply over-emphasizing the actual statement, or particular words of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

* A form of verbal irony, expressing sneering, personal disapproval in the guise of praise. (Oddly enough, sarcastic remarks are often used between friends, perhaps as a somewhat perverse demonstration of the strength of the bond--only a good friend could say this without hurting the other's feelings, or at least without excessively damaging the relationship, since feelings are often hurt in spite of a close relationship. ...
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* raw and scornful use of apparent approval to express disapproval. Another of London's favorite devices for social commentary.
sunsite.berkeley.edu/London/Essays/glossary.html

* A verbal tone in which it is obvious from context that the speaker means the opposite of what he or she says. “Mom, I’d love to see Howard the Duck with you” is probably a phrase you would say sarcastically.
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Originally posted by Darth Vegas
Blob is determined not to be moved so Superman just crushes his head like a melon instead.

Exactly!

Originally posted by Darth Vegas
Superman uses his heat vision and melts the Blob's face off which makes it ooze down the front of his belly.

THANK YOU!!!

Originally posted by Soujaboy
What is this "sarcastic" word you speak of?

he is talking about how you clearly ignore the fact that the blob can and has been moved against his will as i have stated before and supes would smash him!

did you all forgot that colossus threw blob ? anyway i agree with the people that said superman doesnt need to move blob , just crush him

basic supes loses and painfully at that - but prime - owaw - 1million - annihilate blob

You need help. Basic supes still annihilates him.