Is chocolate better than sex?

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Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Is chocolate better than sex?

Cadbury I can take, but Red Tulip makes me nervous.
Any takers?

Leo.M A Riddle

F.uck no! shock Sex droolio

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Leo.M
F.uck no! shock
This is more for the ladies. 😉
But what if your hungry for a steak and a beer? 😂

-Tired Hiker- El Bastardo

This should be in the phiosophy forum. 😊

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This should be in the phiosophy forum. 😊
Yeah, it is pretty deep. 😉

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

I don't even eat chocolate.....so, you know....sex

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

this depends on the chocolate and your lover

as long as you partner knows you and your body... sex is better then the highest quality chocolate.

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't even eat chocolate.....so, you know....sex
Neither do I, but I was spying on a few ladies and they were comparing chocolate to sex. It just made me wonder. 🍺

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

I am a chocoholic buuuut...sex is 100 times better. 🙂

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This should be in the phiosophy forum. 😊
I don't think we have a phiosophy forum. ermm
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I am a chocoholic buuuut...sex is 100 times better. 🙂
By that you mean sex with Impediment right?

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do
Originally posted by lord xyz
By that you mean sex with Impediment right?

yups 🙂

Ladyluck .

This is a tough decisionhmm

Chocolate is sooo good. droolio

But.. I'm going to have to go with sex. ✅

PandoraMomo I have a secret...

If it ever came between the best dark chocolate rasperry truffles and sex, I'd choose sex. hands down.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Ladyluck
This is a tough decisionhmm

Chocolate is sooo good. droolio

But.. I'm going to have to go with sex. ✅

17 year olds can have sex in Canada? I thought you had to wait until 18 in Canada.

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

I don't really like chocolate that much, so.........

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Um, I've never had sex and I like chocolate 🙂

D-Double .. and some junk
Originally posted by lord xyz
17 year olds can have sex in Canada? I thought you had to wait until 18 in Canada.

They have Sex-Police over there?!... shutup

... I bet Canada has a lotta f*ckers in jail. 😬

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

No, Chocolate gives you Pimples, Sex gives you an Orgasm.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Studies have shown that chocolate touches the same pleasure centers in the brain as sex (in women)

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Strangelove
Studies have shown that chocolate touches the same pleasure centers in the brain as sex (in women)

No, It touches the same part as being in LOVE with someone, Not having sex.