Rp Potc

Okay!! Here is a role playing thread!The only characters are Will,Jack,Liz,Norri,Beckett,Davy,Tia,Barbossa,Bottstrap,and Jacks dad,...
Oh! Those two girls from Tortuga and Mr.Gibbs,and monkey...
No one gets a specific character,...just pick one and go along,...
i.e. you started with Jack and a few turns later someone else used Jack,..Just use another character for your turn. You CANNOT play two chartacters in one turn. Please make this interesting and funny,.. no gay stuff,...and use your imagination.
I'll start:

Will: Nice going Jack! You got us stuck here on this bloody island! How do we get off now? You lost the Pearl to Barbossa,.. AGAIN!!!

Jack: Indeed...and thats now the third time ive watched that man sail away with my ship while ive been stranded on this god forsaken spit of land! ...personally i blame Gibbs

Gibbs: What I'd do Cap'n?

Jack: What you always do...

*looks around, trying to think of something that he could actually blmae gibbs for..he cant think of anything*

... Wheres the rum?

*looks sharply at Elizabeth, remembering the last time....*

IF there is any still left!

*swaggers off further down to the beach to where he knows the rum will still be hidden*

Liz:
*follows Jack to where he thinks the rum is*
Not there! Only one bottle left.
*she shakes the half empty rum bottle*

Jack: *smirking at her*

Then i guess its just you and me darlin'...theres only enough for two in that bottle you got there...and i don't have no objections to sharin' it with your lovely self...unless you object to that? And even if you did i wouldnt pay attention anyway.

Liz:*walks up to him and stares him in the face*
Rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful men into complete scoudrals,... Plus we need fuel for a fire.
*walks off with rum*

Norri: *watches the exchange between the two*

Jack:*sits down and ponders how he will get the rum back*

Jack😄amm cant think anything right now(Gues which Jack)

takeing guess:monkey
Story:
Will:*walks to frustrated Liz*
What was that all about??

Jack: *looks over at Norrie*

Hes got enough meat on him to burn quite nicely..

Liz: Jack don't even think about cooking any of us,...
*parrot comes flying in*

Jack:whos up for Barbecue?

Norri: *sees Jack looking at him the back to the fire...thinking.* Ohhh nooo.
*Runs*

jack runs after Norri:Wait if we dont clean you we can get sick(Holding a Fork and a Knife in his hands)

Liz:*steps between Jack and Norri*
Stop it. We are not cannibals!!

Norri: *yells* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!! Ohh,thank you Elizabeth.

Elizabet:Yes we are not caniblas so will give you to the Natives in exchange for food devil

Norri:*gulp*