got another joke
its kinda gay but here goes....
there is a guy just standing around and he sees a guy with a shirt he likes
he asks "where did you get that shirt?"
the man says JC penny
then another guy walks by and he says where did you get those pants?
he says JC Penny
then another guy walks up and he asks him where did you get those shoes
he says JC Penny
then another guy comes walking up to him and the man says who are you
the guy says JC Penny
i got a joke:
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.
He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway.
My problem was that I ALWAYS hooked my ball completely off the fairway.
I asked him for help, and he offered to give me a physical to see if he could determine the problem.
Sure enough, he said that I had three times the "normal length" of the average male, which caused an anomaly in my swing that caused me to hook.
I asked him to help me, and he agreed to do surgery -- provided that I didn't play golf for four weeks. I agreed. Golf is just that important to me.
Four weeks later, new body and all, I teed off on the first hole and drove the ball 270 yards right down the middle. Feeling elated, I thanked the doctor.
Then I asked him what had become of the "rest" of me.
He just smiled, teed his ball, then hit it...
and watched it duck hook two fairways away...