Ill tell a funny and true story. I was in Georgia for LEO training. I was at a wal-mart getting my medicine refilled. Their was a very short woman behind me. I am 6'8 tall so that made her right about eye level with the canon barrel. She kept nudging me in the back with her elbow 😠 Dammit all to hell she wouldent stop, like it was gonna make the line go faster 🙄 I had stood there for a while holding one. I knew it would be particularly bad because I have eaten Chinese. Tears me all to hell. 😮 She kept on elbowing me. I thought what the hell, Im not from here, no one knows me so I let her have it right in the face 😱 Im serious with me being tall and her being only about 4'10 it worked out perfect. Im tellin ya it parted her hair. It was a sounder to 😱 Everyone one within 100 feet heard it. She took off gagging and coughing. You know what, she didnt elbow me in the back anymore either. Yea, ill fart in public 😎
Originally posted by Pepsi_Blue_Fan
I FART AS LOUD AS HUMANY POSSIBLE! I make sure I eat the lame tacos at Taco Del, where you can get a burrito that would make a elepents penis jeaolus, and LET THE BEST GO! You might have a VERY wet/dry fart. I didn't think that was a fart, I think I craped my pants.