Farts

Am I the only one here who enjoys farting? Personally, I enjoy it very much. Not in a sexual sense, of course, but simply as a simple source of great fun. I greatly enjoyed farting in high school. Although it's true that I didn't have a date for the prom, I nonetheless consider it to be well worth it, especially because I find women to be loathsome and repulsive. BTW, I'm not gay. What are your thoughts on the fart? Do you fart often? It's your patriotic duty as a Canadian citizen. Discuss or you will magically get explosive burning diarrhea.

🤨 you Canadians are f***ed up.

😂 🙄

women fart just as much as men do

But women don't enjoy it. And most men don't either.

Originally posted by Naz
But women don't enjoy it. And most men don't either.

true 😆

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Am I the only one here who enjoys farting? Personally, I enjoy it very much. Not in a sexual sense, of course, but simply as a simple source of great fun. I greatly enjoyed farting in high school. Although it's true that I didn't have a date for the prom, I nonetheless consider it to be well worth it, especially because I find women to be loathsome and repulsive. BTW, I'm not gay. What are your thoughts on the fart? Do you fart often? It's your patriotic duty as a Canadian citizen. Discuss or you will magically get explosive burning diarrhea.

You are one creepy mother****er.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Am I the only one here who enjoys farting? Personally, I enjoy it very much. Not in a sexual sense, of course, but simply as a simple source of great fun. I greatly enjoyed farting in high school. Although it's true that I didn't have a date for the prom, I nonetheless consider it to be well worth it, especially because I find women to be loathsome and repulsive. BTW, I'm not gay. What are your thoughts on the fart? Do you fart often? It's your patriotic duty as a Canadian citizen. Discuss or you will magically get explosive burning diarrhea.

You sound like a farting version of buffalo bill

its the second thread about farts in the same page ermm
are the farts getting in some kind of rebelion?

😖

Originally posted by Naz
🤨 you Canadians are f***ed up.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
😛

Blowing a large one out in the morning is satisfying.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are....you.....coming on to me? 😱

not really 😛

😉

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Blowing a large one out in the morning is satisfying.

Do you know when you smell someone’s fart you are actually inhaling small pieces of it? 😘

Originally posted by Naz
🤨 you Canadians are f***ed up.

Not, Funny.

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