What was Jesus' life as a teen?

Started by Shakyamunison3 pages
Originally posted by Alliance

Now that is out of context. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I love all your posts and I read over all of them everynight
Originally posted by Alliance

Stop that... you are 😈

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
This needs to stop.

I agree.

😂 These post are funny.........

Anyway Jesus was probably just an average boy. But if you read the Gnostic's he was healing at that time. People would even use his bath water to heal.....And I think the Bible said he didn't really know who he was until the age of 12 anyway.....I guess it is where you get your sources.

He had magical powers just like Moses........lol

Yeah...except he parted the Sea of Reeds...not the Red Sea.

Nahhhhh it was his bath tub water........

No. That wasn't in the Bible...it didn't happen.

I wonder what happened to Jesus through Holy puberty?

He got "(W)holy" involved....... 😈

Originally posted by Alliance
No. That wasn't in the Bible...it didn't happen.

Are you a sock for JIA? 😆

I wonder if he beat the meat a few times. And of he did, would his jizz cure STDs?

Now that's not nice...........Jesus had some very good teachings........the only thing wrong is WHAT THE CHURCH DID TO ALL THOSE SAYING AND ALSO MADE SOMETHING HE SAID HE WAS NOT.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are you a sock for JIA? 😆

Don't I look like one...

*dances around in sock costume, flailing arms*

Originally posted by Alliance
Don't I look like one...

*dances around in sock costume, flailing arms*

You are dancing, therefore, you can't be JIA. 😂

*dances myself because of the truth*

*stops dancing to save my sanity*

Originally posted by ~Flamboyant~
Since the Bible said nothing about it.

There is a lot of debate on that. One of the popular theories is that he has spent his teens and 20s in India.

Another "popular" theory is that he was just had a normal life.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
There is a lot of debate on that. One of the popular theories is that he has spent his teens and 20s in India.
So that's why he got no beef.