Godzilla VS Surtur

Started by Nogoodnamesleft3 pages

Godzilla VS Surtur

So everybody's a Godzilla fanboy and thinks that he can beat Ymir. So let's see how he can do against a guy who actually does have ubercosmic feats. Note that for the purpose of this fight, the utterly bogus instance of Wonder Woman defeating him (Surtur) in that horrible Avengers/JLA crossover doesn't count at all whatsoever.

The fights:
1. Surtur has the Twilight Sword
2. He doesn't have the sword
3. Godzilla is the same size and is accordingly powered up
4. Godzilla is normal size

Edit: Oh, and I nod to Horrificus. Sorry to steal your thread idea if you were planning on making this one next.

What the...nobody likes this thread?! Dang.

Re: Godzilla VS Surtur

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
So everybody's a Godzilla fanboy and thinks that he can beat Ymir. So let's see how he can do against a guy who actually does have ubercosmic feats. Note that for the purpose of this fight, the utterly bogus instance of Wonder Woman defeating him (Surtur) in that horrible Avengers/JLA crossover doesn't count at all whatsoever.

The fights:
1. Surtur has the Twilight Sword
2. He doesn't have the sword
3. Godzilla is the same size and is accordingly powered up
4. Godzilla is normal size

Edit: Oh, and I nod to Horrificus. Sorry to steal your thread idea if you were planning on making this one next.

No, I exhausted all my fanboy energy in the last thread. But, thanks.
1. Surtur with sword wins.
2. Without the sword, for some reason, I am a little more worried about Surtur maybe being able to shrug off more of G's super heat based powers. But, at the same size, and accordingly powered up, I see more of a 5/10 thing.
G at normal size, Surtur takes it.

Re: Godzilla VS Surtur

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
So everybody's a Godzilla fanboy and thinks that he can beat Ymir. So let's see how he can do against a guy who actually does have ubercosmic feats. Note that for the purpose of this fight, the utterly bogus instance of Wonder Woman defeating him (Surtur) in that horrible Avengers/JLA crossover doesn't count at all whatsoever.

The fights:
1. Surtur has the Twilight Sword
2. He doesn't have the sword
3. Godzilla is the same size and is accordingly powered up
4. Godzilla is normal size

Edit: Oh, and I nod to Horrificus. Sorry to steal your thread idea if you were planning on making this one next.

So you're a Godzilla spiter, then? You probably haven't seen a Godzilla movie in your life. But Godzilla probably does lose this match, just so the big baby feels better.
P.S. Just because people think someone else will win doesn't make them fanboys, you misfitted little douche.

Re: Re: Godzilla VS Surtur

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
So you're a Godzilla spiter, then? You probably haven't seen a Godzilla movie in your life. But Godzilla probably does lose this match, just so the big baby feels better.
P.S. Just because people think someone else will win doesn't make them fanboys, you misfitted little douche.

I've seen plenty of Godzilla movies. Oh, and up yours, you prisonb*tchwipe. You're the wadded up piece of pre-used toilet paper a prison b*tch uses to wipe his ass after a bunch of big huge black guys with nothing to lose are done raping him.

Re: Re: Re: Godzilla VS Surtur

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
I've seen plenty of Godzilla movies. Oh, and up yours, you prisonb*tchwipe. You're the wadded up piece of pre-used toilet paper a prison b*tch uses to wipe his ass after a bunch of big huge black guys with nothing to lose are done raping him.

That made me chuckle. Why? Because that makes no sense at all, you insignificant assmite. Prisonb*tchwipe would mean that you wipe b*tches in prison. You don't wipe b*tches. You wipe @$$holes. Thus, you fail.

Is this a real debate?

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Is this a real debate?

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Is this a real debate?

No. He's just some idiot who's angry because people think Godzilla is powerful(which he is).

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
No. He's just some idiot who's angry because people think Godzilla is powerful(which he is).

Compared to who?

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Compared to who?

It started off as Godzilla vs. Ymir. Now Nogoodnamesleft thinks a twig could kill Godzilla.

I don't think that Godzilla is that low-powered. I just think that he's really badly overrated. Withstanding a nuclear bomb and wading around in lava is not that impressive. Many comic book characters can do better. When did Godzilla even survive being inside a star? The Silver Surfer can do that, but obviously, even he can't beat Surtur. It's not that I underestimate Godzilla, just that everybody else overestimates him. You mistake a character who's NOT cosmic for being tough enough to fight someone who can hang with Odin. I'm not an ******* or retarded or anything. It's just that this place is full of fanboys.

Surtur wins. 👆

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
I don't think that Godzilla is that low-powered. I just think that he's really badly overrated. Withstanding a nuclear bomb and wading around in lava is not that impressive. Many comic book characters can do better. When did Godzilla even survive being inside a star? The Silver Surfer can do that, but obviously, even he can't beat Surtur. It's not that I underestimate Godzilla, just that everybody else overestimates him. You mistake a character who's NOT cosmic for being tough enough to fight someone who can hang with Odin. I'm not an ******* or retarded or anything. It's just that this place is full of fanboys.

Marvel Godzilla(third weakest Godzilla)..........
1. Flicked away Thor
2. Beat the FF when 15 feet tall(shrinking saga)
3. Went through every Marvel hero group at the time with relative ease
4. Blew up an island with no stress

That's scary right there.

Nope. Just bad writing. And if Marvel Godzilla really can do all that, then he's way more powerful than any other Godzilla. Godzilla is just overrated, plain and simple.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
I don't think that Godzilla is that low-powered. I just think that he's really badly overrated. Withstanding a nuclear bomb and wading around in lava is not that impressive. Many comic book characters can do better. When did Godzilla even survive being inside a star? The Silver Surfer can do that, but obviously, even he can't beat Surtur. It's not that I underestimate Godzilla, just that everybody else overestimates him. You mistake a character who's NOT cosmic for being tough enough to fight someone who can hang with Odin. I'm not an ******* or retarded or anything. It's just that this place is full of fanboys.

G was able to resist the power of a Black Hole. He can survive in a black hole. His cells have survivied in a black hole, and actually spawned new life forms.

Black Hole (more destructive and powerful than a star)

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Nope. Just bad writing. And if Marvel Godzilla really can do all that, then he's way more powerful than any other Godzilla. Godzilla is just overrated, plain and simple.

Not bad writing if it's consistant all the way across. If there was some example where he was previously getting thrashed by said heroes, that would be a different thing.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Nope. Just bad writing. And if Marvel Godzilla really can do all that, then he's way more powerful than any other Godzilla. Godzilla is just overrated, plain and simple.

He had trouble with weaker kaiju than most Godzilla foes, thus is weaker. Plus, he breath did less damage than others. GXM(2000) survived black holes numerous times with no scratches on him.

Anyways, Surtur kills Godzilla, plain and simple. I claim victory in the name of Canada, and it doesn't matter what you say after this thread because I've already won. So kiss my nutsack.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Anyways, Surtur kills Godzilla, plain and simple. I claim victory in the name of Canada, and it doesn't matter what you say after this thread because I've already won. So kiss my nutsack.

You have leadership issues.