Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

d*mmit put some clothes on woman! sorry, but im currently in a p*ssy mood. i have stories!! well, the reason im mad is im trying to print out a 10 page report and my stupid printer is being a butthole. but! on the upside, i went 2 Albertsons today and went to the movie rental thing in there, and i saw they had the POTC2 movie poster up along with a bunch of others and i turned to my mom and said "Wow! I want that so bad! It would be awesome to get!" and my mom is like 'Ask them for it" and so we got our movie and went to the register and i got my mom to ask "Um, is there any way my daughter could have that poster when u take it down?" and the girl was like "Actually, its ready to come down right now if u want it" and so she got a guy to take the poster down for me and i was so excitde!! and the girl was like "It's Johnny Depp, isnt it?" and i was like "No, I just have a thing for men with tentacles." and we laughed. so yeah! noew iits hanging in my room! and! today we had a little church thing, and we were painting these plaque things and they had a flower and a bee wood shapes for them, so i painted my little flower and then i got the prilliant idea to paint my bee as Jack! so i did the bandana and the bling, the dreads,and evrything. and then we glue the flower and bee to the plaque and we were supposed to write "Bloom where you are Planted" but it needed to be more "Jack-y" so i wrote "Stay Docked at your port, luv" and i had everyone come over and just laugh.but they luved it. they know im obsessed. and one person said "I love yours because, it just shows your personality and how your not afraid to do things your own way." and it made me feel good. mine was def. the most unique! and its so cute! i luv it!!

AWWWWW!!!! LOL!!! so cool how you thought of that line. very cool!!!
my Johnny-ish hat that I'm wearing right now off to you!

Awwwww Thats was Cute!!!

LOL cool I never do stuf like that really I need to.....

me have nother story!!! ok, we were in SS and we were studying this cartoon of the XYZ agent thingy with the French and American reps. (dont ask...) and it was a cartoon of these 2 American representatives that were talking with this french dude represented by a 5-headed pirate, but that pirate was THE ugliest pirate ive EVER seen! and so my SS teacher asks "So, what do you think this guy is? and she pointed 2 the pirate. and this kid goes "A pirate." and my teacher goes "Well, i was kinda hoping KAty would answer that one, but yes!" and everyone laughed and then my teacher said "yes, this is a 5-headed pirate, none of which are as hot as Johnny Depp." cuz she likes him 2 and the whole class bursts out laughing! so later she said "Im gonna give u 2 minutes to try and draw this cartoon. u can use stick figures if u want" and so we started and i drew everything pretty poorly, but i did the 5 headed pirate as Jack Sparrow. it was awesome! then we were discussing our pix afterward and i raised my hand and said "That 5-headed pirate isnt sexi. MINE is sexi!" and i showed everyone my picture and everyone laughed again.

later! we were in English and there is this really annoying kid and he passed me a note that said "I hate Johnny Depp! i'd kill him!" so i wrote back "Burn in hecksickle!" and then i wrote bwa's name (Bwa ha ha) and i drew flames and then i passed it back and he passed it back and he wrote "he's a freak! burn in h*ll!" it got me p*ssed, but i h8 that kid!!

so those r my exciting stories 4 the day! OH! and im chewing orbit White wintermint right now! *bling*

lol to the first one

GRRRRRRRR to the second

lol glad ur teeth will be minty fresh

lol my friend today in school (yes, i was chewing gum in school. whoopty doo! bad girl!lol) my friend was like "mmm! i can smell your breath! its minty fresh!" it made me laugh

yeah i do that to we have a teacher that is really funny but always makes us spit out our gum so yesterday i walked in chewing my gum made sure he was watching and ran and spit out my gum real quick and said "oh! I did before you caught me" and ran back and sat down everyone laughed cause i relly do get caught a lot its not fun.....

okay...girls...back to the conversation at hand...our fondness for Captain Jack Sparrow and Johnny Depp....I have now read the entire magazine on Johnny's Life Story....and now i love johnny even more if that's possible....anyways....here is a great picture of johnny as Captain Jack....

and here's one of Johnny in the Astronaut's Wife...

^^ I really hated the fact that Charliz Theron's hair matched Johnny's Hair....she looked to Boyish! But He on the other hand....HOTT!

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
okay...girls...back to the conversation at hand...our fondness for Captain Jack Sparrow and Johnny Depp....I have now read the entire magazine on Johnny's Life Story....and now i love johnny even more if that's possible....anyways....here is a great picture of johnny as Captain Jack....

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
and here's one of Johnny in the Astronaut's Wife...

alright, today in English (i no, i have 2 many Johnny incidents in my life) like, all the guys were coming up to me, the 1st one asked "Hey, would you do Johnny Depp?" and of course, when i really think about it, i wouldnt. especially if he was with Nessa still (which he always will be!) so i said "Ew! No!" then later another guy asked me "Would u hump him?" and im like "...No!" then the same guy goes "Would you suck his *orbitz*?" and i was like "NO! Whats wrong with you guys! then nother guy was like "Would you give him a blow job?" and i had to think about that one, but ultimately i said "No!" then nother guys said "Well, would you at least KISS him?" and i was like "YEAH!!!" but then i said "But all that crap ur asking me is personal so shut the frick up!" and they finally stopped. bt yeah, those ?'s really did make me think a bit. but of course i wouldnt do Johnny when he is still with Vanessa. its sick. i mean, i like to fantasize about it, yes, but i wouldnt actually DO it!

LOL...i luv all ur stories...they kind've make up for my lack of them🙂

really, i don't think i could do any of that stuff with johnny, him bein with 'nessa is the only reason of course, but then again, no, i'm not delusional and know i'd never get the chance...but still, if somehow i ever did, i'm thinking either he wouldnt be with her anymore and it wouldnt matter, or we'd be too drunk too remember😄 lol

omg...my DAD just came up as i was typing that😐 lmao...thank god he's practically blind😄

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ivebeendepped43 I like your stories, and I agree with you, I mean he's like 27 years older than me, he loves Vanessa...that's just ..wrong LOL

I have one story... yesterday we watched Charlie and The Chocolate Factory at my friend's house and her brother said "Hey, are you watchin austin powers?" LOL, and then he said : "mm no, you are watching that Charlie Gay movie again" (he thinks Johnny's character name is Charlie ROFL)

i watched charlie and the chocolate factory yesterday too! thats so funny! sorry i am so out of it tonight! ugh....long day!

The only story I have...is I went to Walmart today and browsed the DVD section..and saw Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, From Hell, Pirates of the Caribbean/Dead Man's chest and The Libertine...Johnny is everywher i go

thats good though rite?lol

yes...it's good....no matter what i do or where i go..johnny is always on my mind....lol

he is too hott not to have him on the mind! lol