Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by Jaeh_JediPirate501 pages

what's vanessa's full name?

Pardis is her last name I believe--haven't read any whole everything.

I rather find her unusual gap interesting--here's this stunning looking woman who could casually afford anything dentistry has to offer and she says phooey on it. Man, it's like deciding you are going to (Diane Keaton's words) authintically(sp?) age, means get gray hair and wrinkles. Besides, I just bet she can loud whistle like a freight train.

lol

I can barely whistle 🙁

Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Pardis is her last name I believe--haven't read any whole everything.

I rather find her unusual gap interesting--here's this stunning looking woman who could casually afford anything dentistry has to offer and she says phooey on it. Man, it's like deciding you are going to (Diane Keaton's words) authintically(sp?) age, means get gray hair and wrinkles. Besides, I just bet she can loud whistle like a freight train.

maybe she likes keeping it real... hmm I like that.

I heart: At least you could whistle.. 😛 I can't.. hmm want to learn it...

Whatever the case is, whether ppl think Vanessa Paradis is pretty or not, this woman OWNS the HEART of the HOTTEST MOST WONDERFUL MAN ALIVE... JOHNNY DEPP!!!

i personally think she is pretty, although at times she looks much older than Johnny, even though she is 10 years younger than him. But in fact Johnny has expressed that he looks forward to ageing, and maybe Vanessa shares this idea with him....and that my friends is a beautiful idea....to grow old with the one you love!!! 😍

lol....sorry im just a sucker for romance!!!

Gah! Me too. I'm a actually a huge Vanessa fan by now...her new album will be out tomorrow and I'm SO buying it. She's not down right stunning gorgeous but she's rather beautiful in a quirky way. (I like the gap too...she could easily fix it...she just chose not to)

They really love each other. *sigh*

On the other hand!!!

Ahhhhhhhh!!! Only 3 more days until we get fresh new pics of My Beloved Johnny!!! and i heard Sweeney Footage as well!!! But since Italy is like a million hours before us maybe sooner!!! Wo0o0o0o0o0o!! I cant wait in sooooo excited!!!! I Love it when a new Johnny movie comes out, especially when the news about him starts pouring in!!!!

Also just heard that Sweeney Todd is going to be R-rated for all the BLOODY GRUSOME GORRY scenes. Honestly I try to to stay away from the gorry, horror flicks as much as I can cause then I get Nightmares! The last horror film i saw in theaters was The Exorsim of Emily Rose and that was against my own will. My friends had told me we were gonna go watch another movie and once we got there they all turned on me and the vote was 5 to 1. We were pretty far from home and i was so upset that my friend paid my ticket, because i refused to pay for a movie i did not want to watch! My eyes were closed the whole time, but hearing it was still bad b/c til this day I still get scared to be up alone at 3 am! ugh!

Anywhoo Sweeney Todd will be a total exception because of my devotedness for Johnny...I really look forward to the movie, but at the same time i'm a little scared cause i know i'll be tempted to close my eyes but i won't because i wouldnt wanna miss a moment of Johnny's masterpetic performance. I Love Him! 😍

OMG! I almost forgot about Venice. How could I? I've been waiting for a week now.

Do you think he'll wear a vest? *stops playing dress up with Johnny in her own mind* Anyways I'm kinda glad it's not rated M for sexual stuff(I knew it wasn't but still)...my parents would still take me and everything but sitting in a dark room watching johnny's love scenes with my parents is hardly what I'd call 'hot' or 'fun'...I could always ditch them of course. I just hope I'm not too scared of the blood...and that I don't scream when Johnny slits the man's throat.

Oh and now that I'm wishing for things...I also hope Johnny sings like Paul McCartney and moves like Elvis(minus the cheesy and old dance moves) and that he wins an Oscar for the role. While I'm at it I also want to drive before I'm 16, my own car and a ship too while I'm at it...black sails optional. Phew! That was a load of my chest. Good thing I have this forum.

On a more serious note...can't wait for the pictures!!

Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
OMG! I almost forgot about Venice. How could I? I've been waiting for a week now.

Do you think he'll wear a vest? *stops playing dress up with Johnny in her own mind* Anyways I'm kinda glad it's not rated M for sexual stuff(I knew it wasn't but still)...my parents would still take me and everything but sitting in a dark room watching johnny's love scenes with my parents is hardly what I'd call 'hot' or 'fun'...I could always ditch them of course. I just hope I'm not too scared of the blood...and that I don't scream when Johnny slits the man's throat.

I'd forgotten about Venice too, but I'm so excited now! Yeep! Ooh, Johnny Dress-up game, fun! 😱

Yikes, I can imagine watching an R Johnny movie (for sexual stuff) with your parents would be *awkward*...bleh, wouldn't like that one bit - my parents wouldn't let me go in the first place (since I'm underage) and if (for some reason) if they did take me, they'd make me cover my eyes. No fun stuff at all 🙁

I bet the movie will be amazing, I just can't handle the gore - I'm like PirateDiva, nightmares for weeks - not good.

*will wait till sweeney comes on tv*

sigh.. 3 years..

crybaby

Thats what I have to do too 🙁 Three years...sigh

We'll make it through 🙂

What, will it seriously take 3 years?? or are you just egzaggerating(sp?)

That's usually how long it takes. 2 maybe.

huh, i never knew that, what about to come out on dvd? generally
(coz i wont be seeing it in the movie theatre you can be sure of that)

That depends on how good the movie does. If it's doing good it stays out longer so it takes longer to come out on dvd. Like Pirates 3, it came out at the end of May but the dvd isn't out till December 5th. Bug, which was released on the same weekend as P3, comes out on dvd Sept. 25.

"Oh and now that I'm wishing for things...I also hope Johnny sings like Paul McCartney and moves like Elvis(minus the cheesy and old dance moves) and that he wins an Oscar for the role. While I'm at it I also want to drive before I'm 16, my own car and a ship too while I'm at it...black sails optional. Phew! That was a load of my chest. Good thing I have this forum."

All I can say is, dad blame, sis, now what we gonna get you for Christmas? Except for the part about driving which I say 40 is a good age for that particular activity. So you think he's doing the musical thang really, not just a straight (ahem) story, but with dance moves and such and singing--why is this sounding like really perverse Crybaby?

He didn't really sing in CryBaby...and I'm not sure about the dancing part but he's definitely going to sing.

A horror movie and also a musical...that's a new one.

How does Johnny's singing voice sound like? Anyone heard it before? I just hope Sweeney Todd doesn't go all Hairspray or High School Musical. That'll be so cheesy and uncool.

He's never sang before *swallows nervously in behalf of Johnny*
I hope it's not like HSM or HS too...They were fun and everything but I know Tim Burton's style is nothing like that (has anyone read Tim Burton poetry? Do if you get a chance) he's dark and unique and I'm sure he's done great with Sweeney.

Johnny was quoted to have told his fans not to be mad at Tim if he fires him because he sings bad but we all know he's modest.

Sweeny todd was also a stage play before it wsas turned into a film...it was a HUGE sucess, so i get the feeling that Burton will try and make the film as near to the play as possible...

Then again...Burton is known for his whacky films...look what he did to charlie and the chocolate factory lol 🙂