Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by IheartPocky501 pages

It is so much better than those shows to me just cause... it is better? I guess it has better writers or something. And the songs are so darn catchy!!!

I think young girls just love Hannah/Miley, too.

But she's FAT! End of story... No offense. Some females go by the wayside, and only I know. I'm not insulting her herself because I never do that to anyone. When it's at point that she's better than all the other young 15-year-olds, it goes to Hell, really.

Basically, she's on the right note, but she hates her fans and hates life and thinks like she did not get anything out of it. Why is she a movie star then? She looks short/stocky.

I think because of this Lizzie McGuire was a better plug. She was fat, too, though. I saw some pictures. It looks like she was thin at first? I don't know, again, I had no friends, so I did my homework til past midnight every night. Secret.. ? Because I'd be okay had I ever had life to myself to judge or people to talk to. I guess I was afraid of not getting a good job and thought also that homework was the right thing to do.

So, people like me are just fat shit because they did not have anyone to talk to ever. Life is already just as hard, but when everything is completely dissed because of people like Amanda Bynes, it is just unbearable. The dorks my age say, if you think you are so good, go be a star. Obviously, that does not give you people to talk to. It could make you thinner, though. ? That's something else I don't get.

I guess like why I'm always on KMC etc. is because I am upset nothing is in Hollywood. Like, it seems as though anyone good is going to get shot, people like me. It does not make life better for the person to be this way. I know, I was a music major, dropout. That is the problem. People in Hollywood need just as much respect as anyone else. A lot of them commit suicide, remember?

Bringing it back to the love of my life!! lol

I'm totally envious of Penelope Cruz in this pic!! lol...and is he wearing heels? lol

*dies*

Does he not look funny like with his feet? So, people think, if you do not have the s*** of Johnny Depp that you are s***? I cannot connect with anyone anymore. Sometimes, I do not think he is much of a model at all. I wonder if I could beat him in his acting any day. Well, it looks like he has enough friends, so just minus that. No just try to minus that.

DISCLAIMER: Don't bother the mod just bc you want to sleep w/ Johnny Depp. None of what I said was an insult at him nor anyone in specific. What can I say, now!? You guys post pics of him and then say they upset you some of you. It makes me wonder what spiral we're really all going down in real life bc of this.

FUNNY STORY!!! *my dad almost just gave me a heart attack*

So my dad walks into the house coming home from work (he works at a hotel in Hollywood and he is always meeting celeberties) and he tells me "Guess who I met today?" and I get all excited and I ask "Who?" cause he only says that when he's met some1 big.

He smiles at me and he says "Johnny Depp!"

My jaw drops, my heart sinks, the color drains from my face, and I can't for the life of me remember how to speak. After a few moment I start screaming hysterically and I start freaking out and yelling at him "Why didn't you call me to tell he was there??? I would have gone and I could have seen him! OMG!! I told you to call me if you were to ever see him! Dad what is your problem! You know how much I love him! He is your son-in-law!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!!?!" At this point I'm on the verge of tears and extremely angry at my father.

Then he starts laughing at me and I only get more angry! Then he tells me "I took a picture with him, you want to see it??"

Now more excited I snatched his phone away from him eagerly. My hands trembling as I opened the picture he took with him and then all my excitement goes away!

My dad starts laughing again when he saw that I knew it wasnt Johnny in the pic he says "I can't fool you can I?"

Turns out that it wasn't Johnny he took the pic with but a very famous impersonator (whom I was only talking about a few days ago on here) by the name of Danny Lopez. lol

My dad said that when he arrived and he stepped out of his limo a group of women standing outside started to scream and they all ambushed him thinking that he was Johnny Depp. Soon the scene was chaotic because more ppl from inside the hotel started to catch on and everyone wanted to take a pic with Johnny Depp. There were too many women for his body guard and so my dad had to help...lol! Yup thats right BODYGUARD...lol...apparently the man looks like him so much that he had to hire a bodyguard bc he gets attacked everywhere he goes...lol! But I knew better than to believe him to be Johnny...lol!

So ya...long story but funny how my dad almost just ended my life tonight with a lie! lol

No More Mr. Nice Guy

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The same thing is happening to me. People are avoiding me with lies and it has led me to bedriddenness for 3 years and on brink of it my whole life. I knew it was a mistake for the baby boomers to say it does not matter if we base life on that we think we should just forget that kids need to be sexed up to give something to talk about because life at base was hard but not this hard.

My Parents' Livelihood inlove
My dad started out in minimum wage type things, was a photographer, and has been working in business my whole life. My mom since she just moved from Indonesia with a degree in ESL for international relations didn't get a job since she was an immigrant. She is only about 4'8".

ranting

Really, every time someone writes something good on here, my whole body at least perks up and I forget about what I just felt. pile Reading here is helping like me remember how it was to make friends, usually when not in Louisiana and with people either from up north or in the 1980s.

iBelieve
that the reason I am bedridden at Home is because I have a younger brother: to protect, to distract... Life was H*** before this distraction came along. After, it didn't feel like the 1980s. blowup Really, I have no one else even to visit safely. No one wants to get close to me, moreso does not think I am okay otherwise. I sound like a future suicide victim, but, no, that's murder. That's not my fault, and I supposedly am not s***. ? I mean, really, what have I said that would indicate that I and s*** rather than living in it. And, no, I don't like the other ppl in the world.. I mean, I have some +s already, as well.

Our parents are like 60 or 70 or maybe 50 or younger.. and they went their whole life not even being as good as Johnny Depp in what they were supposed to do for their kids.

When my friends came to visit me when I was 'weak,' I suddenly felt I could do anything, but they don't live in town and I can't drive all the time. 🙁 I felt the world opening up and with this knowledge once again. These are friends from 4th - 6th grade.

I sound like a Chicken Soup for the Young Adult Soul....

Point being, if my friends cared about me, they could drop me a line on e-mail, which they do not. What if that's why I feel like I am going to self-disrupt 24-7 in such extreme? I feel no one cares about my opinions: connecting to any hopes and dreams in any experiences. All I wanted was either people to talk to or my own safe abode. I said I was also sick from doing schoolwork (I feel I would die from racism otherwise) from which I thought would land me an okay job for 18, and as a path for college, but now with the new prejudices on if your parents were rash to give opportunity now I was competed out. I majored in music for other reasons so my life could mean something since we all die someday. Now, I am over the field as the people in it have already killed what it was to me.

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
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OMG! Is that gold teeth in his mouth?????? Why is he still having a piece of Capt Jack there?????? Unless....he still wants to be Capt Jack in the future...which means POTC 4?????

Originally posted by PirateDiva
I'm totally envious of Penelope Cruz in this pic!! lol...and is he wearing heels? lol

I can't stand Penelope Cruz! I hated that pairing! How I wish that pix can be photoshoped and change Penelope into someone else, like Keira, or Helena, or heck, even my fave gal, Kate Beckinsale!

I think these are ugly pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(4thekids-nooffense it's just r playing, i mean really, they're like amazing - just, i have a diff idea i mean and don't know if I can say what I thinkyet; really, you have to say when something isnt ur pic or it's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!! but forreal!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Okay, so look at the pics I took of myself..

I have other pics that look more like johnny depp's that I don't like.. (again kids same thing, that was something else, a topic, not ur regular old insult - not something you should say, but it's talking @ kinds of pictures w/my personale taste.) I mean I always end up only pulling a few good ones. When I photoshoot me I take like 50 pics and for a little while did every day and sometimes more. Well, maybe only 20 - 40. On bad days only the first one looks the best/ok etc. If you don't feel well it's always bad days.

Aw, Diva - you poor thing! I would've had palpitations! Gah!! Really funny tho 😛

-But I always palpitate. 😛

LOOOOOOOOOL! Diva...I would have started crying!!
As for the gold tooth...Johnny has said many times that one of the many teeth Jack sparrow had in POTC was actually his own. Yup! That's Johnny's gold tooth and not a fake cap.

I would never want a fake tooth nor fakeness on nor in my body. I brush my teeth like 5 times a day and have all the dental tools available or am finding more to collect.

I don't like Penelope Cruz either but that picture is wicked hot.

EW! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Cruz

(I must respect the work that she does since I respect the film industry, though some people in it are either stupid or actually not that impressive to me.)

I didn't take this video - honestly have no idea who did, but the roaring and screaming that you hear in the end is us lot as he comes into view. Just to give you an impression 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccSVaee7gBQ&feature=user

Wow, I like totally mustn't had just got that- blow

(I really didn't. What kind of expressions are those?)

Wait - you were there?????

Wow, he really does look mature. Hey, he's 44; I always seem to forget. Wow.. Why doesn't everyone act like him..

Hm.... I smell a rat.

I am happy to have seen something more recent. Can you believe I am on KMC etc. so much (because I am sick from too much work and not enough friends etc.. 😛) that I haven't even figured out how to use the new TV w/ guides etc.? I could never had found out how to watch and get to record and save that, which is what I, would, do. I would have a hallway of memorabilia.

I must be confusing all the young finger-biting and slimy-fingered people several years younger than him with himself.

Yes, some people, like me, their life took the opposite turn because of those around them. I am having a hard time connecting to reality otherwise. I never have anything to say but things I figured out from living in a third world country - the New Olreans area of Louisiana - after growing up all over East Coast Florida, mainly south and north.

Oh - you weren't there. (I just looked and realized as I posted this--)

And I just watch it once.

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(to avoid double posting and time wasted)

Since I'm a perve from FL, the things you'll want to talk @ are..

Like, you brought up ur dad working at a hotel meeting stars. So did mine b4 I was born, but he was a photographer for famous actors, models, dancers, etc. So, I don't know @ real photographers. But, yea, that totally blew me up. Just something to say on the side then since you don't know me yet. I assume he got into it from his resume like how he was in a band and they played stuff like "Wipe Out."

Originally posted by To Freedom
OMG! Is that gold teeth in his mouth?????? Why is he still having a piece of Capt Jack there?????? Unless....he still wants to be Capt Jack in the future...which means POTC 4?????

hehe I remember when he was talking about Jack's gold teeth he said the ones in the back were really his.

Yea, don't notice my photos I posted. 🙁 Really. I was talking @ the science of photshooting.

oops i just noticed your post about the teeth tee! sowwy for answering an already answered question!! 😄