Uncle Sam Vs. Captain America
Captain America is drapped in every original american flag, his costume is also made of the remnants of old glory and of the skin of every american icon since the begining of johny apple smith. And right before the fight he ate the bodies of every dead american president, and the entire Omniverse is singing the National Anthem for Cap.
Vs.
Uncle Sam
-=The battle takes place on the front freshly mowed lawn of the White house=-
Who takes the american cake in this national battle?