Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Careful, you'll incur the wrath of Barbara Walters and that's not a thing a mere mortal should invoke.
With luck by the time she managed to track me down she might have died of old age. That, and from a distance, in a dark room if I was squinting she is kind of vulture like. Not that I have ever seen her from a distance in a dark room while squinting. But I have a vivid imagination.
The funny thing is that whenever I hear her name I think "Wasn't she the one with Lambchop?"
Even though I know that isn't her. It is a strange condition indeed.
Originally posted by Imperial_SamuraSilly rabbit, tricks are for kids. Barbara Walters cannot die, she's the Spirit of Vengeance.
With luck by the time she managed to track me down she might have died of old age. That, and from a distance, in a dark room if I was squinting she is kind of vulture like. Not that I have ever seen her from a distance in a dark room while squinting. But I have a vivid imagination.The funny thing is that whenever I hear her name I think "Wasn't she the one with Lambchop?"
Even though I know that isn't her. It is a strange condition indeed.
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. Barbara Walters cannot die, she's the Spirit of Vengeance.
Hmmm. Then I guess I am proverbally buggered.
Maybe if I'm lucky Barbara Walter's will be distracted by Germaine Greer, who I also consider rather vulture like. I'd have hoped if two women ever fought over me it wouldn't be those two, and it wouldn't have anything to do with undying wrath and vengance.
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Your only hope is to find favour with Oprah, she who reigns high over the Pantheon. I suggest soothing the savage beast with food.
Hmmm. That sounds like a potential quest, though I would be fearful I might mess it up by mentioning how much I dislike Dr. Phil.
And how my English teacher made my class watch "The Color Purple" half a dozen times. And while it was a good movie and all it just gets a little to much after the first two viewings.