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Liz: So Jack, every man suing for my hand must fill out my boyfriend application.
Jack: That sounds like a lot of work. Can we just skip it and go right to the making love?
Liz: Full name, please.
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Liz: No, I mean your real name.
Jack: That, my dear, is a secret you will only find out if you catch me very drunk.
Liz: Occupation?
Jack: Rum-soaked, wobbly-legged pirate.
Liz: If we were married, how would you provide for me?
Jack: By stealing the rest of the world blind.
Liz: How would you prove your love to me?
Jack: This answer involves me, you, a hammock, some rum, and no clothes.
Liz: What would you do if I withheld sex?
Jack: Make you jealous with Scarlet, then tie you to the bed and give you a deep body massage until you forgave me.
Liz: You do realize this application has to be approved by my father?