Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Girls dont fart...cry
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
A bit of a disgusting observation, I know, but...have you ever had those farts that could end a marraige?? Seriously. I just farted and it smelled like dog sh*t. No kidding.
Well, my farts are nothing compared to Daniel's. I have to share this short story with you. Do you remember the story of when we were all in the trunk of my friend Chris's truck? Well we got back in it to ride from the high school to Dairy Queen and we had 6 people in there. Daniel was right beside me, closest to the tailgate, then it was me, then JJ was rolled up beside me and his face was practically in my ass, then it was Shelby and two other girls we had just met that day all beside each other. Well when you're in a trunk you have absolutely no air except for whatever's coming through the crack, which isn't much. Firstly I farted really loud and it was practically in JJ's face which was funny as hell. Secondly, Daniel has these God-awful farts that could gag something that is already dead, that's how bad they are. He farted and I swear to you I almost gagged. We had NO air and I had to deal with him being right beside me, crying his eyes out laughing. And then a Heavenly sign appears: The smell clears. What happens next? HE FARTS AGAIN. That one lasted until we got to Dairy Queen.
Originally posted by ILoveMyDanielYeah sometimes, depending on what I eat, I can lay a fart that will cling to the room, that's how bad it is. It's like when you walk in the room the next day you fall over and die. 😂
Well, my farts are nothing compared to Daniel's. I have to share this short story with you. Do you remember the story of when we were all in the trunk of my friend Chris's truck? Well we got back in it to ride from the high school to Dairy Queen and we had 6 people in there. Daniel was right beside me, closest to the tailgate, then it was me, then JJ was rolled up beside me and his face was practically in my ass, then it was Shelby and two other girls we had just met that day all beside each other. Well when you're in a trunk you have absolutely no air except for whatever's coming through the crack, which isn't much. Firstly I farted really loud and it was practically in JJ's face which was funny as hell. Secondly, Daniel has these God-awful farts that could gag something that is already dead, that's how bad they are. He farted and I swear to you I almost gagged. We had NO air and I had to deal with him being right beside me, crying his eyes out laughing. And then a Heavenly sign appears: The smell clears. What happens next? HE FARTS AGAIN. That one lasted until we got to Dairy Queen.
omg, thats terrible! 😆
Me and Matt have fart wars constantly. Its so hilarious cuz he doesnt expect me to fart as loud and nasty as he does.
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
omg, thats terrible! 😆Me and Matt have fart wars constantly. Its so hilarious cuz he doesnt expect me to fart as loud and nasty as he does.
And I know, totally! Guys do not know what they have in store for them when it comes to women and expecting them not to fart at all. WRONG!