I made some woman feel worthless at the gas station yesterday

I was picking up a money order and a Slim Fast at the G-station last night and overheard some white trash woman in her 30s talking to the fat cashier who was prepping my m/o.... "And I met him on New Year's Eve and we'd been goin out. So last weekend guess what- he calls me from JAIL." She had that smile on her face like, "I'm SPECIAL white trash. My boyfreeend's in PREESIN!" I stood there with a curled mouth and sarcastic sneer, wearing dark shades and sporting my Polo short-sleeved shirt with my sweater wrapped around my neck. She kind of saw my sneer but tried to ignore it and then continued, "and then he tells me he's got thousands of dollars in child support payments." The fat cashier just smiled and shook her head like everything was okay.
I took a sip of my Slim Fast and said, "Sounds like a keeper!" with a pompous smile.

She looked at me with that SAME guilty conscious expression I get when I roll my eyes and shake my head at a white single mom in the G-store with a mullato child, and she said,

"Oh like you know him or something?"

WEEEEEEEAAAAK!

I just flipped my shades down, chewing my Red Man gum and grinned again ... "I know enough just from what you told me."

Must have SUCKED for her, watching a freshly shaven handsome kid stroll out of there as she reflected on her decision to get with loser dudes. I bet the cashier was checking out the ass of my cotton Dockers as well.

Late summer, the air is cool, and the G-dawg is in full effect and making chicks MELT.

First of all, you do have a rather high opinion of yourself. Second of all, she was stupid if she couldn't find something to say to that. Well not really actually. That would have caught me off guard. Anyway, nice sneer. And sarcastic face. I smirk. I don't mean to. It's just that my face muscles are too lazy.

Originally posted by General Peters
I was picking up a money order and a Slim Fast at the G-station last night and overheard some white trash woman in her 30s talking to the fat cashier who was prepping my m/o.... "And I met him on New Year's Eve and we'd been goin out. So last weekend guess what- he calls me from JAIL." She had that smile on her face like, "I'm SPECIAL white trash. My boyfreeend's in PREESIN!" I stood there with a curled mouth and sarcastic sneer, wearing dark shades and sporting my Polo short-sleeved shirt with my sweater wrapped around my neck. She kind of saw my sneer but tried to ignore it and then continued, "and then he tells me he's got thousands of dollars in child support payments." The fat cashier just smiled and shook her head like everything was okay.
I took a sip of my Slim Fast and said, "Sounds like a keeper!" with a pompous smile.

She looked at me with that SAME guilty conscious expression I get when I roll my eyes and shake my head at a white single mom in the G-store with a mullato child, and she said,

"Oh like you know him or something?"

WEEEEEEEAAAAK!

I just flipped my shades down, chewing my Red Man gum and grinned again ... "I know enough just from what you told me."

Must have SUCKED for her, watching a freshly shaven handsome kid stroll out of there as she reflected on her decision to get with loser dudes. I bet the cashier was checking out the ass of my cotton Dockers as well.

Late summer, the air is cool, and the G-dawg is in full effect and making chicks MELT.

Wow, you're like my hero or something, seriously dude, i love arrogance so much

if you tell a woman that she has a flat-booty, she will also feel worthless

Originally posted by dr. pookie
if you tell a woman that she has a flat-booty, she will also feel worthless

Originally posted by General Peters
I was picking up a money order and a Slim Fast at the G-station last night and overheard some white trash woman in her 30s talking to the fat cashier who was prepping my m/o.... "And I met him on New Year's Eve and we'd been goin out. So last weekend guess what- he calls me from JAIL." She had that smile on her face like, "I'm SPECIAL white trash. My boyfreeend's in PREESIN!" I stood there with a curled mouth and sarcastic sneer, wearing dark shades and sporting my Polo short-sleeved shirt with my sweater wrapped around my neck. She kind of saw my sneer but tried to ignore it and then continued, "and then he tells me he's got thousands of dollars in child support payments." The fat cashier just smiled and shook her head like everything was okay.
I took a sip of my Slim Fast and said, "Sounds like a keeper!" with a pompous smile.

She looked at me with that SAME guilty conscious expression I get when I roll my eyes and shake my head at a white single mom in the G-store with a mullato child, and she said,

"Oh like you know him or something?"

WEEEEEEEAAAAK!

I just flipped my shades down, chewing my Red Man gum and grinned again ... "I know enough just from what you told me."

Must have SUCKED for her, watching a freshly shaven handsome kid stroll out of there as she reflected on her decision to get with loser dudes. I bet the cashier was checking out the ass of my cotton Dockers as well.

Late summer, the air is cool, and the G-dawg is in full effect and making chicks MELT.

Originally posted by General Peters
I was picking up a money order and a Slim Fast at the G-station last night and overheard some white trash woman in her 30s talking to the fat cashier who was prepping my m/o.... "And I met him on New Year's Eve and we'd been goin out. So last weekend guess what- he calls me from JAIL." She had that smile on her face like, "I'm SPECIAL white trash. My boyfreeend's in PREESIN!" I stood there with a curled mouth and sarcastic sneer, wearing dark shades and sporting my Polo short-sleeved shirt with my sweater wrapped around my neck. She kind of saw my sneer but tried to ignore it and then continued, "and then he tells me he's got thousands of dollars in child support payments." The fat cashier just smiled and shook her head like everything was okay.
I took a sip of my Slim Fast and said, "Sounds like a keeper!" with a pompous smile.

She looked at me with that SAME guilty conscious expression I get when I roll my eyes and shake my head at a white single mom in the G-store with a mullato child, and she said,

"Oh like you know him or something?"

WEEEEEEEAAAAK!

I just flipped my shades down, chewing my Red Man gum and grinned again ... "I know enough just from what you told me."

Must have SUCKED for her, watching a freshly shaven handsome kid stroll out of there as she reflected on her decision to get with loser dudes. I bet the cashier was checking out the ass of my cotton Dockers as well.

Late summer, the air is cool, and the G-dawg is in full effect and making chicks MELT.

So basically, you hear a woman talking......
you make a lot of assumptions about "what they really mean"..........
then you insult them, and walk away thinking, "Wow, thats another woman who's learned a lesson because I acted like a pr*ck"

and then..............you go online and make threads bragging about it?

You have serious issues with women. I dont think you even know why you're so angry with them, you seem to just use little reasons that might have nothing to do with you to insult them.

Damn! You do have a high opinion of yourself.

those threads are laughable...
his bubble is so strong that he just doesnt realize who is the real "worthless" in these situations...

Originally posted by Britrogue
Damn! You do have a high opinion of yourself.

I know, he does, doesnt he?

I couldn't even read all of the other thread. It was just too sad and humiliating.

I didn't even bother to read it barker

You should at least read his initial entry. It's quite funny to see how highly he rates himself.

I Didn't read it, because its too early and too long.

vincent

Originally posted by Britrogue
You should at least read his initial entry. It's quite funny to see how highly he rates himself.

Really? The end of this one shows how highly he thinks of himself. "Some handsome kid"? Talk about self delusional

Originally posted by General Peters
I was picking up a money order and a Slim Fast at the G-station last night and overheard some white trash woman in her 30s talking to the fat cashier who was prepping my m/o.... "And I met him on New Year's Eve and we'd been goin out. So last weekend guess what- he calls me from JAIL." She had that smile on her face like, "I'm SPECIAL white trash. My boyfreeend's in PREESIN!" I stood there with a curled mouth and sarcastic sneer, wearing dark shades and sporting my Polo short-sleeved shirt with my sweater wrapped around my neck. She kind of saw my sneer but tried to ignore it and then continued, "and then he tells me he's got thousands of dollars in child support payments." The fat cashier just smiled and shook her head like everything was okay.
I took a sip of my Slim Fast and said, "Sounds like a keeper!" with a pompous smile.

She looked at me with that SAME guilty conscious expression I get when I roll my eyes and shake my head at a white single mom in the G-store with a mullato child, and she said,

"Oh like you know him or something?"

WEEEEEEEAAAAK!

I just flipped my shades down, chewing my Red Man gum and grinned again ... "I know enough just from what you told me."

Must have SUCKED for her, watching a freshly shaven handsome kid stroll out of there as she reflected on her decision to get with loser dudes. I bet the cashier was checking out the ass of my cotton Dockers as well.

Late summer, the air is cool, and the G-dawg is in full effect and making chicks MELT.

why would you drink a slim fast ewww
now that was even worse than what you did 😛

😆 😆 This guy is hilarious.

Originally posted by Jen'ari
😆 😆 This guy is hilarious.

I smell a stolen signature.

vincent

Me and Land talked about it and it's all cool.

Originally posted by Jen'ari
Me and Land talked about it and it's all cool.

But Lana Wasn't the one using it, so doesn't that defeat the purpose of making someone a signature hmm

vincent