LUM
I beat up some woman in the hood-
So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.
I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.
I killed Neo.
JOB
Jack of Blades
Dark and Vengefull
Re: I beat up some woman in the hood-
Originally posted by Lumanix
So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) [b]while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.
I killed Neo. [/B]
Bullshit