Work

*horn trumpets*

Introducing the Bastard Gun. It works on all Bastards. No matter if they have any other stupid qualities.

The bastard gun will not work on me, but that there clown gun might.

🙄

Well then get out of that little volkswagen so I can get a clear shot at you.

Oh I can fix Mech too. Real good.

*starts sending signals for aliens to land outside Mech's bedroom window*

Now I'll just remove these pillows from his bed, thus leaving him defenseless.

who is driving a kraut car??

That'll be me.

😄

Say, Lauren...thats a nice looking bastard gun you've got there.

too bad it doesnt work

Yup, no bastards here.

yup...me neither.....*slowly steps away in nearest shadow*

Its not like we're not giving you a choice.

You can be a bastard OR a clown.

or queeq

The bastard clown.

😄

😂

WAIT!?!? Who's stolen all my cushions and pillows? Oh dear god I'm in trouble now. 🙁

*points past Mech's shoulder out window*

Whats that bright light out there ?

It's OK Mech's safe it's just me firing the DS laser at the Bastard and clown guns just to make sure.

I work a 8:30 ish to 5 ish job which can involve urgent off site trips or overtime. Sometimes I end up helping to decode old software and on other occasions i'm attemptint to fix customer hardware on site.

Varied is a very good description.