How long have u been on kmc ?

As if I'd want a threesome with you two losers mhm

What I did was hotter diva

As if......................Im still talking to you mhm

*snap snap* diva

That was sooo sad 🙁
Kinda like what your mom must have felt when she got her first look at you.

*****, please! diva

Well, at least mine didnt make a request for the doctor to give me a few extra slaps, unlike yoursmhm

Oh it is on diva

She was too busy vomiting over the side of her bed when the light hit you ✅

I'm gonna go shower, and was gonna say don't go away, but where could you have to go haha 😊

Which was nothing compared to yours, who requested you be put back in and pretend like nothing ever happened 😊

Actually I usually go out Thursday nights, I just didnt choose to go tonight cause Im tired. 😊
*rummages through your drawers* 😊

2 years and some change

Since the dawn of time.

Long enough to become part of the furniture

3 years and 25 days.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

2 years, 3 months and 5 days.

2 years and 19 days

since Jun 5th, 2004

so two and a bit years

Originally posted by silver_tears
Spoony first leftright
Doesn't even matter he's not new.

😍

3 years biatch! w00t

dos anos ✅

I've been here for a year now 🙂

Three days.😮

12 inches long

Originally posted by Terrorist
12 inches long

3 years and 3 months and 9 days