I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...
Steve Irwin, noted jacktard, troll IRL, suspected Jacknstock sockpuppet flaming racist bigot, and n00b of life, died while swimming off northern Australia. Irwin had attained great fame from making a profession out of being a jacktard around dangerous animals, especially crocodiles. Australia has most of the world's nastiest creatures; if it stung, clawed, injected venom or bit your jacking head off, Irwin had wrestled with it. He was exceedingly rich, due to the fact that almost anyone would watch him fight with a four-meter long crocodile just in case the croc won. Last year, Steve created a scandal when he held his baby son while feeding the crocodiles, although the childless thought it was pretty l33t. No crocodiles were not harmed in the making of the video.
Eventually, God got pissed off, and perma-banned Steve. He got raped by a stingray sting, which impaled the jacker right through the chest. FREAKING WIN. It doesn't matter anyway though, because Steve Irwin was bound to die in the upcoming sequel to World War 2, entitled "WW3: Rise of the Internets." Steve Irwin's death was posted by Speedycat in ED IRC minutes after it was reported by the Aussie media. His death has been spreading all over the internet since then, with most people believing it an internet hoax at first before checking CNN. We are also watching for any future developments to make sure Irwin does not rise from the dead and Bel-Air as the Anti-Christ from the Book of Revelations. It's a fifty-fifty shot. Gorgeous illegal immigrant kiwis who were locked up in detention centres for 10 years in the middle of our desert seem to think that by laughing at Steve Irwin they are insulting us. But, truth be told, every single Australian pissed themselves laughing when they heard the news.
Unfortunately, now all we have left to watch is that Jeff Corwin faqgot.