Come Here and get a Funny Quote for Below your Signature.
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I Will Randomly select funny quotes for people who ask for one. Once they get it they have to put it below their Signature, as did I.
It's very simple, and some people will get some really funny ones.
Have Fun, and start asking.
...PS....
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Skibidi Do Bop do Bop do bop diddly doo.
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And, Inner Rise only has 7 days to live.
vincent
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
[b]GIMMIE [/B]
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected"
Originally posted by XNavyXSEALX
Hell, I might as well ask!
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
Originally posted by Spartan005
Make Me.
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Originally posted by Ladyluck
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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Lets see how funny you can be
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected"
Just Raise one hand then.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
If it never killed anybody you therefore would not be taking a chance.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
If they're so stupid, how much good do you think the advice will do? Huh?
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Some people just can't handle funerals. And if you go to everybody's funeral, then who will be left alive to go to yours? Huh?
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
How will you know their plants are dead unless you first go?Huh?
IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....
Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?
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Shut up German Boy.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
Originally posted by Thorinn
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"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."