Things that are good in life...

Originally posted by The Pict
Man thats the funniest thing posted here so far 😄

...You don't get out much do you? 😆

Originally posted by The Pict
Man thats the funniest thing posted here so far 😄

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
You ride the short bus, dont you?

Oh yea *says in Arnies voice*
To crush your enimies, see them driven befor you and the ********* of the women 😄

Originally posted by MJOILNIR
Oh yea *says in Arnies voice*
To crush your enimies, see them driven befor you and the ********* of the women 😄

^^^^^Get's it... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by CatDude
...You don't get out much do you? 😆

I go out enough but would going out more help me see hidden posts? I said that was the funniest thing I had seen on this thread, not like in my life. Jeez, you are quite stupid.

Originally posted by CatDude
^^^^^Get's it... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by The Pict
I go out enough but would going out more help me see hidden posts? I said that was the funniest thing I had seen on this thread, not like in my life. Jeez, you are quite stupid.

...how's that goat treatin' ya? 😆

Originally posted by The Pict
I go out enough but would going out more help me see hidden posts? I said that was the funniest thing I had seen on this thread, not like in my life. Jeez, you are quite stupid.

PLease stop, you are embarressing Scotland

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
You ride the short bus, dont you?

You ride the short bus, dont you???? 😆 Man, you really don't have anything good to say do you? 😆 All you have are these old joke. Here's some advice.

Get some BETTER jokes that aren't as old as my grandma 😬

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
PLease stop, you are embarressing Scotland

Look mate I am not even talking to you and I am not embarrassing anyone. Hush up and don't say silly things to me 🙂

PS what's with the capital L?

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
PLease stop, you are embarressing Scotland

You embarrass the US more then G. Bush does, so I wouldn't be talking if i were you 😉

Originally posted by CatDude
...how's that goat treatin' ya? 😆

Another piece of pointless stupidity that no one is laughing at, not even yourself. Seriously, lad, just logout.

Originally posted by The Pict
Another piece of pointless stupidity that no one is laughing at, not even yourself. Seriously, lad, just logout.

This might help out there lady..., Caution this contains humor..., Most of you couldn't spot humor in a bottle, but here's your chance...

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Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?" Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys. One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper." Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question. "Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats". Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!" Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"..

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Leo Miniscule peen,
If I was you , I would never use the word embarress in a sentence.
I am almost ashamed for you, at your utter and complete lack of ability to appear with a fathom of intelligence. Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick

Originally posted by CatDude

and layin the smackdown on teens... 😎

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Wigger much?

1. Show me how you associate that statement with me being a wigger.
2. Don't assume that just because I listen to hip-hop, and my signature is of a hip-hop artist, that I am a wigger.
3. If you look at all the threads I have made, you will find one about wiggers and how much I despise them.

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Leo Miniscule peen,
If I was you , I would never use the word embarress in a sentence.
I am almost ashamed for you, at your utter and complete lack of ability to appear with a fathom of intelligence. Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick

You're ashamed? 😆 You can't even spell embarrass right. hysterical And you say I'm the one with lack of ability to appear with a fathom of intelligence. 😆 You need to look in the mirror becasue you're the only one that lacks of ability to appear with a fathom of intelligence. 😉

having a great family that loves you
having a daughter that is more than wonderful
having friebds that take time to understand you

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
having a great family that loves you
having a daughter that is more than wonderful
having friebds that take time to understand you

...you're on topic..., strange..., what was the topic again? 😮‍💨

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
having a great family that loves you
having a daughter that is more than wonderful
having friebds that take time to understand you