An undead monkey, a live Kracken and a roasted dog

I have seen DMC 9 times and COTBP at least 70 times and I am stumped so all of you can help me out...At the end of COTBP the monkey becomes an undead monkey by taking a coin from the chest
after Barbosa has died...In DMC we are lead to believe that Tia Dalma rescued Barbosa somehow and brought him back to life after Captain Jack kills him in COTBP...now if that monkey is undead and Captain Jack sailed away from Isle de Muerta with Will and Lizzy and Barbosa is shown dead in the water and the monkey is taking a coin out of the chest, what happens to the coin and how does the monkey wind up on the Black Pearl at the opening of DMC...Tia Dalma did not put him there and he did not leave with Captain Jack, Will or Lizzy...If Captain Jack had the coin, he would have been shown in skelletal form when Davy Jones comes on board the Black Pearl and Captain Jack tells Master Gibbs "I feel sulled and unusual"...secondly, in DMC Jack is seen rowing away from the Black Pearl, but we know the Kracken has taken Captain Jack's hat after pulling down the foreign frieghter, how come the Kracken did not pursue Captain Jack in the little boat and continued to destroy the Black Pearl...thirdly, Ted and Terry have said in the COTBP disc-2 that there are five rules to writing and one of them is "don't kill the dog"...do we think the islanders will break their rule of eating their Gods and/or will the dog become their permanent ruler...

I wondered that too about the monkey. Maybe he swam and people found him like they found jacks hat hehe

yeah

or maybe he just swam island to island and finally sneaked aboard the pearl

i guess thats probable

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yeah..........................

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the name of this thread sounds like its a joke, like there was an undead monkey, a live Kraken, and a roasted dog, and they all walked into a bar.....................

and it exploded because there was too much awesome inside🙂

Well, maybe that is the joke Ted and Terry are playing. But it seems they have alot of jokes going, like Jack and Liz, Davy Jones and Tia Dalma, East India Co and Singapore and let's not forget Teague Sparrow and Jack.

lol yeah. it is just a big joke, isnt it? POTC is funny that way

Never can be sure what Disney will do...they let Ol' Yeller die...

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i was looking through my spanish textbook for the word turtle(im doing a project on my favorite things so i needed to know how to say it) and THE BIGGEST coinky dink of coinky dinks happened. turtle in spanish is tortuga. so i thought, "where have i heard that before...."
and then DING the little lightbulb in my head came on. Tortuga, the pirate place, Tortuga. i was like "woah. how weird."that's the first spanish word ive read out of that book and it had to do with my fav movie POTC.
lol maybe its not such a big coinky dink, but yeah. i remembered there was a thread on here with the dog, kraken, and monkey so i just thoughti should put this here. because its about an animal(turtle)
and also i was bored 😊 and decided to share this with you. maybe im just stupid and everyone else already knew that tortuga meant turtle. 😬

well regarding the dog...think about it...their CANNIBAL'S! (sp)....human cannibals eat humans.....not doggie's, those aren't human....

lol
cannibalism is frownded upon in most societies 😛

lol that just what i think about whenever someone says that now. i knew turtle ment Tortuga. i actually just learned that!

huh