Bash Will to Pieces!!!

Ha ha, you're right! He passes out TWICE in DMC! You know, it's like they didn't know what to do with him in that movie. In COTBP, it was like they didn't know what to do with Liz since she was technically the victim, but they got around it by making her badass. In AWE, it was like they didn't know what to do with Jack, which is why he just kind of wanders aimlessly until about the very end. In DMC, they had no idea what to do with Will so they had him reunite with his dad...yawn. He wasn't even that emotional about it. It could have been something really good, made us care about him, but it was just Will once again being angry and self-righteous.

will is a freakin pansy. theres no getting around it. good thing bloomaholic isnt here... :-)

All I know is if I saw my significant other kissing the hottest pirate in the Caribbean, I wouldn't keep my trap shut for however long it takes to get from the Caribbean to Singapore. I'd have confronted them on Day 1. There is no reason on earth why the two of them are so alienated from each other in AWE.

lol yeah he sees 'em and he's just like, "OK, I didn't see that."

lol, DENIAL.

"That was nothing. nothing's happening. nothing. nothing."

and the movie didn't build up on the denial! the two should've fallen apart, instead they didn't really really talk about it, they just got married. O.o

DMC: if it were a realistic movie

(Elizabeth gets into the longboat looking aroused and guilty.)

Will: (knowingly) Where's Jack?

Elizabeth: Uh...he elected to stay behind and give us a chance to escape.

Gibbs: What? That doesn't add up. Jack loves avoiding danger. Something is amiss. (strokes chin thoughtfully)

Will: That's your story?

Gibbs: (tongue sticks out in thought) Elizabeth usually likes to play the hero, and yet here she is, letting Jack stay up there. Will looks angry. Quite the conundrum.

Will: Yes. A cunundrum.

Ragetti: What's a conundrum?

Pintel: Sh!

Elizabeth: We need to go! The kraken will be here any minute!

Will: Maybe I can shed some light on this mystery, Gibbs. Elizabeth was up there sucking face.

Gibbs: (snaps fingers) I've got it! She has somehow forced Jack to stay onboard! But what weapon, what method of persuasion could have made him stay?

Elizabeth: Will, that's not true!

Will: Oh please. Compared to everyone else in this boat I'm a bloody genius and I know what I saw.

Elizabeth: Yes! It's true! It's all true! But it was for our escape.

(The kraken looms over the Pearl. We know what's happening from Jack's point of view, but the camera stays on the boat)

Will: I broke a pirate out of jail for you, stole a ship for you, got my face bashed in by an oar, got whipped by some freakish sea creature with delusions of grandeur, seduced by a harlot with strange teeth, shot in the neck with a dart that had me seeing spots for 3 hours, and you go and kiss some other guy? Stuck up b*tch.

Pintel: Hey! I want in on this too. (to Elizabeth) Think of all we've done for you.

Ragetti: All we've done is attack her.

Pintel: Because she's a stuck up b*tch.

(The Black Pearl is dragged underwater and broken into pieces. No one notices.)

Elizabeth: I can explain!

Gibbs: And to think I thought the two of you were cute! I gave you your privacy and this is how you repay me?

(Will lunges at her and grips her hand, trying to twist her engagement ring off her finger)

Elizabeth: Will! What are you doing?

Will: (straining as he tries to wrangle her ring off) I didn't get mad when you stole my medallion, didn't get mad when you agreed to marry Norrington when I did all the dirty work, but this, THIS is untolerable!

Elizabeth: Ow! You know my fingers bloat in heat!

Ragetti: Hee hee, stuck up b*tch.

Pintel: Why are you repeating it?

Ragetti: I like the way it sounds.

(The kraken swims right under the boat, rocking it slightly)

Gibbs: (sighs) I'll have to be the one to get us out of this. (he rows away while Will is still on top of Elizabeth. She slaps him again and again as he mumbles about her ring not coming off)

lol! 😆

what about AWE, willo? 😄

lol that was ace, willo. awesome.

(They've just rescued Jack and this is Will and Liz's below decks scene that some willabethers find sexy)

(Elizabeth sits on the steps sulking)

Will: Well well well, looks like someone confirmed the sucking face story.

Elizabeth: Will you shut up? If you weren't so high and mighty all the time I might have told you what I was about to do.

Will: (mimics her) Look, I'm Elizabeth. I'm going to tell my fiance my foolproof plan is to kiss a guy I've been flirting with for a few days. (skips around making kissing noises and then goes back to his regular voice) You're a regular criminal mastermind!

Elizabeth: Will, it wasn't your burden to bear. I thought it would be much better for your sanity if I just went along with everyone's assumptions that there is something going on between me and Jack and neither confirm nor deny anything. It's not even like it's the first time I've screwed him over anyway.

Will: You've kissed him twice?!

Elizabeth: No, no, no....dumbass. I just got him drunk and burned all his rum to get me rescued and him captured is all. Oh, and when he was about to hang, I didn't really do much except pout.

Will: Well that's you all over, isn't it? Standing around thinking how everyone else's plans are dumb and then you go and do your own thing and little girls everywhere are supposed to call you strong. You make me sick!

Elizabeth: You know, after hearing you talk to me like that, I hardly know why I didn't like the silent treatment.

(Jack comes down)

Jack: Whow, was just coming down to drink away my sorrows and confusion. Am I interrupting?

Will: Jack, settle something. Is Elizabeth a stuck-up b*tch?

Jack: Hell yeah! This lady here acts like she's my polar opposite! Like I'm not good enough for her.

Elizabeth: Well, if you're just going to gang up on me, I'll see you two later. (stomps off)

Jack: Don't worry, Will. She'll come around once we get her drunk and talk her into that threesome.

(Will looks confused.)

hahaha!! nice!!

LOL!!

hahaha lmao

i don't think will knows what a threesome is! O.O

LOL willo!

Oh and another bit of AWE if it were done realistically.

(Marriage scene)

Will: Will you marry me?

Elizabeth: I don't think now's the best time!

Will: We may not have another time. What do you say?

(Elizabeth hesitates and Will looks crushed.)

Elizabeth: Okay. Why the hell not? As soon as we find the captain of the ship.

Barbossa: (fighting, yells down to them) I can do it!

Elizabeth: Mph, sorry, Barbossa. You're not the captain of a ship right now.

Barbossa: Am so!

Will: No. See, back when you marooned Jack, THEN you were captain of a ship. And then he shot you and got it back so it became his ship. He didn't pass the ship on to anyone when he died so you don't get it that way, and even if he did, the ship went with him to the Locker.

Barbossa: (hurt) But I'm steering!

Elizabeth: Cotton steers too, but he's not a captain. (looks around for Jack. Sees him on the Dutchman.) Hey, Jack! Come marry Will and me!

(Jack and Davy are wildly swordfighting, beating the sh*t out of each other)

Jack: (panting and dodging sword thrusts) Can't you just live in sin for a little while?!

^ ROFL! okay, now that is officially my favorite!

hmm.. i didn't noice that- barbossa wasn't the real captain of the pearl, yeah? then will and lizzie's marriage wasn't valid! O.O unless they got wed again after that scene...

Nope not a valid marriage in the slightest. Just because a guy is at the helm does not make him the captain of a ship.

On a very interesting note, if Elizabeth sided with Barbossa about who was the captain of the Pearl, that's almost a bigger slap in the face to Jack than killing him. Is Elizabeth a fair-weather friend, or is she just confused about ship captain rules? Or is she just caught up in the moment?

true, true

awesom willo!

aww poor Barbossa...i've held a deep sympathy and love for Hector since the 3rd movie. anyone else??

OMG willo! you just gave me a good plot bunny! thanks!

caught up in the moment is what i'd like to believe.. but, we'll never know... >.<

yeah, barbie's cool.. 😄

Plot bunny? Do tell. I'm unfamiliar with that term.