Hee hee, Will Operation
I keep looking for his spine, but he doesn't seem to have one. Hmm...
Oh, and he has a yellow liver.
Check this out! His funny bone has a Jack-proof feature.
His Achilles Heel? Episodes of Lost.
Looks like Davy left a "gone fishing" sign where his heart should be.
Ah, finally, his brain. Most human brains have four lobes: temporal, occipital, frontal, and parietal. Will's has 4 features, too. The one in front is his "I Heart Elizabeth" lobe, then his "Anti-Pirate-But-I'm-Sort-of-a-Pirate" lobe. Moving on to the back is his penis envy lobe and then the biggest one of all: the "SWORDS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE" lobe.
People at school know me by that too....
Incidentally, I've just arrived back home from performing a play at school. My hair was in a super tight bun, and now that I've let it down, it HURTS!!!! This is only the first showing though. I do it again tommorow, and twice the day after that. Good thing was the cast party afterwards. We all got taken out to the local Hardee's in the middle of da' night.........