Captain Maynard
Cummin Soon
I'm about to finish the film as I type this. Wow. Thats all I can say. Me, as a non religious fellow, find this to be amazing. The problem is, is the fact that that i'm sure most of the non religious people will go and see this movie, just to say that they have proof that these people are fcuking nuts. But the sad thing is, the people that are actually doing all of this crazy stuff, wont see the movie.
What makes me most sick, is the fact that there is this adorable little girl that goes to these 3 old black fellows, sitting in the park. She says "Where do you think you're going to go when you die?"
The Black man replies "Heaven"
She replies "Really?"
Blacky, again "Yeah."
She finishes "Oh...okay.."
She walks off screen and says "I think they were muslim"
I mean, thats what these kids are doing. Thats their purpose, to be poster girls/boys for God. To spread the "word" of god. These week-minded children are getting brainwashed by the bible. They're getting the old Jedi Mind trick, saying that "The Bible is the only thing thats real.", "I dont have to have beliefes, because all of my beliefs are in the bible, So I dont have to speak my own mind, its all there in the bible.". Now thats ridiculous.
If you see this movie, and you're not religious, you're going to want to punch the following people in the face:
1. The Mullet Kid
2. The Little Girl that goes up to random people
3. The Fat Camp Counselor, With a dyke haircut.
4. The Senior Pastor (Towards the end)
5. The Guy that says "I usually Talk to big people".
6. The Radio show Host.
I nearly had to punch my room mate in the face just to get the urge of punching someone in the face out.
Otherwise, this movie is hilarious. These kids are crying as they "repent" do to their "hypocracy" of them being ritcheous in church, but being just like the "Non Christians" when they go to school. So all the kids start to cry as they repent, and speak in tongues. Wow. But they do have some hilarious music that they listen too. A god rap, and such. And to end it all, it ends with a nice "Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum