I really hate Batman's Son

Started by Doc Potato4 pages

Will this be collected into a graphic novel? even if it sucks, I will get it as its a major turn in the life of the greatest hero EVER

well, visiting family, I finally got to a real deal comic shop for the first time in a few years... got the 1st 3 parts of Batman & SOn and... I can safely say Batman's kiddie is the biggest wanker on the face of the Earth... I wanna kill that little son of a *****... and even with LoA training, he should never have pwned Tim so easily...
I'm kinda disappointed. I expected a better standard of story telling and not some cheeseball crap from a great writer like Morrison. I really felt like some of it was just thrown together and the plot doesn't flow well at all...

What Batman has a son???? He had sex, LOL.

well it was bound to happen sooner or later with all the women he slept with.

Originally posted by Alfheim
What Batman has a son???? He had sex, LOL.
Read Son of the Demon, an 80s comic by Marv Wolfman... I think. I just read it last night and, well, it was OK, but it explains the birth of Damien. Bats never found out he existed til now because the mother, Talia (as in Al Ghul), faked a miscarriage and left the kid at an orphanage. It was never mentioned again or even clearly in continuity, but this arc finally went back and revealed that, ye, it really happened... to some extent or other.

Damien is prime example of why people shouldn't be afraid to hit their kids

Originally posted by Joker1237
well it was bound to happen sooner or later with all the women he slept with.

What women he's celibete.....that playboy thing is an act.

😆 Right...

What gets to me about DC making this decision is the stupidity behind it. They named Selina's child after Bruce's mother. Then they mislead their readers into believeing the child belong to Bruce. Rather than to make Selina's child the official offspring of Bruce they opted to bring out this child character into continium and make him the child of Batman. I'm disappointed by this which is why I dropped the Catwoman series. Really, stupid move from DC.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
What gets to me about DC making this decision is the stupidity behind it. They named Selina's child after Bruce's mother. Then they mislead their readers into believeing the child belong to Bruce. Rather than to make Selina's child the official offspring of Bruce they opted to bring out this child character into continium and make him the child of Batman. I'm disappointed by this which is why I dropped the Catwoman series. Really, stupid move from DC.

True 😬

However, it kind of would be too obvious for Bats to be the father

and I'm sure it will all be retconned in the next crossover when Superboy shatters another barrier or smoothing 🙄 😆

Re: I really hate Batman's Son

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Anyone else hates this kid? You know Talia's kid...I already saw in him one page and I can tell he's an annoying character. I'd hope that when Tim meets him he kicks his butt.

Also, I find rather annoying that Batman says he was drug when he and Talia had sex. BS! It was his own conscious actions. In Son of the Demon he was never drug. So that's BS for DC for trying to change the story.

Co-signed. I'm a teacher so that just intensifies everything.

He still sucks...

Is the conclusion out yet and was there any imorivement? I don't suppose the ultimate sacrifice they referred to was that little son of a whore dying an agonising death at the hands of a certain spud-eating KMCer was it...? 😠

I been away lately. Anything new on that annoying brat?

Well, the last part of the arc's come out, but I don't have it. Anyone? Spoilers aplenty, I don't care... I'll still quite probably get it...

Yeah... Damien's a little bastard. It was priceless when Batman screamed "PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE!!" right in the kid's f*ckin' face. Damien almost shit his pants. 😂

😆 Well, the last issue was just as bad... and with the most maddening cliched ending ever...

I really hope Talia and the brat perish in the explosion.

Ditto, but what are the chances? And to think... I used to like Talia...

After all the years Batman has stolen other people's kids, he finally get his own....wait! Batman has kids Can you post scans please =O

LMAO - this is pretty funny.

My brother just made a good point. Bruce is alot like Mike Jackson.

He finds children, takes them to his mansion, takes them into a cave for no one to see and dresses them up in little spandex outfits. LOL

In all seriousness, what comic(s) can I find these occurances in??