Let me tell you about "Green eyed chick"
This is a broad I was dating for a couple of weeks about a month ago. I didn't want to see her anymore so I asked her via email if she wanted to have a threesome. She didn't.
The following is a transcript of the email conversation I started with her 3 days ago.
Clap: Hi! How have you been?
Green eyed chick: Ummm...fine...why?
Clap: I just felt like saying "hi", since we haven't talked in a while.
Green eyed chick: Well hi then.
Green eyed chick: Ok so I guess I just really didn't know what to say. But now I think maybe I was rude...but I'm just really at a loss for why you're interested in keeping communication going. So...I still don't know what to say.
Clap: I never understood why people who determine they don't share the same views romantically can't continue to be friends. If you'd rather not talk to me it's as simple as saying, "**** off". Just so you know.
Green eyed chick: First of all, you sound pissy...knock that off. I got plenty used to hanging up on guys thanks to Zak, and I'm not about to deal with anyone's attitude anymore.
Secondly, it's not about the inability to be friends. I didn't say **** off. I would not have hesitated to say it if that was how I felt. It's the fact that it has never been proven to me that a guy can be friends with a girl just to be friends with her. Guys are only friends with girls that they'd be willing to sleep with or get some other benifit from. That's just the way I have always seen things play out in my life and in the lives of others. So here I am, I get an email from you out of the blue for no apparent reason other than to just say 'hi', which is not a real reason in my book unless there is an actual preexisting connection or tie or bond between the people, which there isn't between us...so what exactly am I supossed to think about it other than "What is his ulterior motive?" and nothing came to mind to answer that queston for me, and that just left me stumped.
and anyways, how am I supossed to even just "be friends" with a person who blatently admits to actively doing things that I believe to be morally wrong, like smoking weed? and why would you want to "be friends" with someone who feels so strongly against your pot smoking lifestyle?
You see? See why I'm so stumped?? You're gonna have to make sense of it all for me, cuz it's not making ANY sense for me.
Clap: Want to have a threesome this weekend?
Green eyed chick: YOU ARE DISGUSTING. **** OFF.