Jedi Wearing Glasses

Started by Quinlan_Vos2 pages

Jedi Wearing Glasses

Have you ever noticed that not even one Jedi has worn glasses? Don't you find this kinda weird? I mean, do the Jedi have like 30/20 vision or what???

do glasses exist in star wars? i forget.

Meh, they probably get laser eye surgery (😂 I just remember a Family Guy Episode.
*on the Death Star*
Luke: Alright Mrs. Wilson, one quick cut here and we're all done
Ben: Luuuke, use the Force
Luke: Really? Because I was just going to...
Ben: Use- use the Force
Luke: Alright. *concentrates and the lightsaber lifts off the ground, turns on, angles towards Mrs. Wilson's eye, then plunges through her head. Mrs. Wilson screams*
Luke: Are you happy now?
Ben: I'm never happy)
or they get some synthetic eyes or something.

Enhanced vision through the force, I'm guessing.

Gotta be some form of laser surgery

Well they do have the force to guide them, so I doubt they really would need it. And the galaxy is much more high-tech than our galaxy, so they would probably have other solutions...

There was the story by old Jolee Bindo about the Jedi master that was too stubborn to get optical aids..

Traya is also supposed to be blind...

Traya said she could heal her blind eyes if she wanted, but didn't, they can themselves mke em better

rich jedis got laser eye surgery and poor jedis got contacts. 😆war

Wow guess what, this is another pointless thread you made ..who cares if a jedi wore glasses ..holy crap, your an official NoOb..

They just might not have any vision problems. The miraluka, however, happen to be blind.

Wow guess what, this is another pointless thread you made ..who cares if a jedi wore glasses ..holy crap, your an official NoOb..

First, tell me my other pointless threads.

Next, you call me a noob, you're the guy who's posting this shi*t:

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are you ready to end this ..?
Ya know what loser .. I'm done playing your white trash games ..you and your girlfriends. Your probably 2 fa*s in bed at the moment, trading each others small penis' in mouth and you cum to check my updates of me making fun of you queers..

You're the dumb fool who got himself banned.

Yeah I'm ready to end this. If my thread is so noobish, why did you post? Obviously you're a noob then. So shut up and stop flaming other people's thread, because you haven't even made a thread!

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
Wow guess what, this is another pointless thread you made ..who cares if a jedi wore glasses ..holy crap, your an official NoOb..

Look who's talking. Reported again.

Owned.

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
Wow guess what, this is another pointless thread you made ..who cares if a jedi wore glasses ..holy crap, your an official NoOb..

😐 Wow, I'm laughing so hard

Originally posted by Jen'ari
Enhanced vision through the force, I'm guessing.

uh-huh...

don't they use contacts or something?

Originally posted by Quinlan_Vos
First, tell me my other pointless threads.

Next, you call me a noob, you're the guy who's posting this shi*t:

I give you props .. you actually responded ..but quoting what I said in past threads is a joke ..dont bother me with that crap ..obviously, a thread about Jedis using glasses ...is a topic thats gonna get flammed ..I dont care who you are ..if others dont want to, Ill be the first to flame .. please think of better topics to start in teh Expanded universe ..I only say anything negative towards topics that are ridiculous..Rage on!

You're the dumb fool who got himself banned.

Yeah I'm ready to end this. If my thread is so noobish, why did you post? Obviously you're a noob then. So shut up and stop flaming other people's thread, because you haven't even made a thread!

I give you props .. you actually responded ..but quoting what I said in past threads is a joke ..dont bother me with that crap ..obviously, a thread about Jedis using glasses ...is a topic thats gonna get flammed ..I dont care who you are ..if others dont want to, Ill be the first to flame .. please think of better topics to start in teh Expanded universe ..I only say anything negative towards topics that are ridiculous..Rage on!

Uh-oh ..I double posted ..I guess your "report didnt do squat" REX .. just cause you have a hard on for me (***) doesnt mean you can report me for every - posting I have ..its called RACISM, especially about bringing up your "Fake" friend that is black ..I guess anything to get me banned ..right? Why don't you go back to the "Versus" forum where you Moderate with the rest of the NoObs! And leave an honest black man alone ...

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Shush, young one.