Namor & Wonder Woman vs. Wolverine, the Thing, Cannonball & Sabretooth

No prep. Namor is wearing his leather bondage outfit. Takes place in DisneyWorld, Florida. No PIS/CIS.

Logans team gets raped.

I think Namor is the severe weak link. Wolverine can handle him on his own.

😖hifty:

My father's in Orlando even as I type this. 🙂

That being said, this match is clearly in Namor and Wonder Woman's favor. I mean... the only one who can even fly on Team 2 is Cannonball. 😛

Namor and Wonder Woman, working efficiently, should be able to rip through these guys. Hell, they can take out Wolverine, Sabretooth, and possibly Thing with a BFR (throw 'em into space).

Hmm 😬

Ben could pull a fast ball speical with Wolverine which would kill Namor

But then WW just kills them all

Originally posted by Grimm22
Hmm 😬

Ben could pull a fast ball speical with Wolverine which would kill Namor

But then WW just kills them all

I doubt Wolvie's going to hit Namor with a fastball special.

After all, like you've said various times, Namor is faster than the Torch, who can fly at the speed of sound.

😛

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I doubt Wolvie's going to hit Namor with a fastball special.

After all, like you've said various times, Namor is faster than the Torch, who can fly at the speed of sound.

😛

True 😐

But, the fastball special breaks the sound barrier by far 😉

Team wins.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Hmm 😬

Ben could pull a fast ball speical with Wolverine which would kill Namor

But then WW just kills them all

*in a perception reality that only those with very enhanced sensory speed can perceive*

WW: Namor. That large hairy furball is heading towards you. The rock golem appears to have thrown him at you.

Namor: Yes. Quite the pitching arm.

WW: He's getting closer....

Namor: Hm-mm.

WW: Are you not going to move or at least put up a defense?

Namor: I can't. Wolverine is far too fast for me.

WW: What ARE you talking about? We're conversing in ultrasonic frequencies. We're talking so fast, dolphins in Malasyia can hear us. He's moving at the pace of feather on a windy day to us.

Namor: I know. But it doesn't matter. Wolverine will cut me no matter how fast and strong and skilled I am.

WW: Oh, Great Hera...Move! I'll protect your spoiled kelpy ass!

Namor: Oh thank you, Diana! I'm quite tired of these claw marks all over my chest!

Originally posted by Draco69
*in a perception reality that only those with very enhanced sensory speed can perceive*

WW: Namor. That large hairy furball is heading towards you. The rock golem appears to have thrown him at you.

Namor: Yes. Quite the pitching arm.

WW: He's getting closer....

Namor: Hm-mm.

WW: Are you not going to move or at least put up a defense?

Namor: I can't. Wolverine is far too fast for me.

WW: What ARE you talking about? We're conversing in ultrasonic frequencies. We're talking so fast, dolphins in Malasyia can hear us. He's moving at the pace of feather on a windy day to us.

Namor: I know. But it doesn't matter. Wolverine will cut me no matter how fast and strong and skilled I am.

WW: Oh, Great Hera...Move! I'll protect your spoiled kelpy ass!

Namor: Oh thank you, Diana! I'm quite tired of these claw marks all over my chest!

I just got owned 😛

Originally posted by Grimm22
True 😐

But, the fastball special breaks the sound barrier by far 😉

WW: Namor?

Namor: Yes, Diana? Are you done protecting me?

WW: No. He's taking forever to reach us but.....he's moving faster than sound....

Namor: So?

WW: I possess invulnerability as you do that protects us from friction that would set us aflame.....yet the hairy furball possesses none....and his costume is still intact....why?

Namor: Silly woman. His healing factor deflects friction and can heal his costume because it's very close to his skin.

WW: .......Dr. Psycho has been messing with your mind hasn't he?

Originally posted by Grimm22
True 😐

But, the fastball special breaks the sound barrier by far 😉

So you're saying that Torch can be taken down by a fastball special? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Draco69
WW: Namor?

Namor: Yes, Diana? Are you done protecting me?

WW: No. He's taking forever to reach us but.....he's moving faster than sound....

Namor: So?

WW: I possess invulnerability as you do that protects us from friction that would set us aflame.....yet the hairy furball possesses none....and his costume is still intact....why?

Namor: Silly woman. His healing factor deflects friction and can heal his costume because it's very close to his skin.

WW: .......Dr. Psycho has been messing with your mind hasn't he?

😂

Originally posted by Draco69
WW: Namor?

Namor: Yes, Diana? Are you done protecting me?

WW: No. He's taking forever to reach us but.....he's moving faster than sound....

Namor: So?

WW: I possess invulnerability as you do that protects us from friction that would set us aflame.....yet the hairy furball possesses none....and his costume is still intact....why?

Namor: Silly woman. His healing factor deflects friction and can heal his costume because it's very close to his skin.

WW: .......Dr. Psycho has been messing with your mind hasn't he?

Owned again 😛 😛

SPITE THREAD!!! and it is a little fanboyish

Originally posted by Broly92
SPITE THREAD!!! and it is a little fanboyish

Wolverine can beat Namor on his own.

Poor WW would have to face all four by herself...

😱

Originally posted by Draco69
I think Namor is the severe weak link. Wolverine can handle him on his own.

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Draco69
No prep. Namor is wearing his leather bondage outfit. Takes place in DisneyWorld, Florida. No PIS/CIS.

Wolverine, Thing, Cannonball, and Sabes have absolutely NO chance in hell here. Wolverine, Thing, and Sabes would get taken out easily enough, but Cannonball wouldn't be so obliging when it comes to getting taken out of the fight. However, all Wonder Woman would have to do is lasso his ass and he's out of the fight. Cannonball couldn't do ANYTHING but be under Wonder Woman's control. Namor doesn't even have to help Wonder Woman here. He could take Thing and Sabes out, and leave Cannonball to get lassoed while Wonder Woman tears Wolverine a new assh*le. Every scenario I can think of doesn't have Wolverine, Sabes, Cannonball, and Thing winning. You shouldn't have put in Wonder Woman. She's simply too much for the team. Namor could sit in a lawnchair and cheer her on while she completely massacres the other team. The Prince of Atlantis and Diana win here, and quite easily too.

Originally posted by batdude123
Wolverine, Thing, Cannonball, and Sabes have absolutely NO chance in hell here. Wolverine, Thing, and Sabes would get taken out easily enough, but Cannonball wouldn't be so obliging when it comes to getting taken out of the fight. However, all Wonder Woman would have to do is lasso his ass and he's out of the fight. Cannonball couldn't do ANYTHING but be under Wonder Woman's control. Namor doesn't even have to help Wonder Woman here. He could take Thing and Sabes out, and leave Cannonball to get lassoed while Wonder Woman tears Wolverine a new assh*le. Every scenario I can think of doesn't have Wolverine, Sabes, Cannonball, and Thing winning. You shouldn't have put in Wonder Woman. She's simply to much for the team. Namor could sit in a lawnchair and cheer her on while she completely massacres the other team. The Prince of Atlantis and Diana win here, and quite easily too.

Namor: As they say in San Francisco, "You GO Girl!"

Wonder Woman: Shut up, asswipe! I'm doing all the work. Merciful Minerva! Why didn't you say these two furballs shed?! I have animal hair all over my lasso!

Namor: Oh, I know! Whenever I fight Wolverine, besides the copius amounts of my blood leaking into the sea, there's soooo much hair that gets stuck to my waxed legs and thighs. Atlantis spends at LEAST 20 million dollars in anti-Wolverine hair pollution a year.

Originally posted by Draco69
Namor: As they say in San Francisco, "You GO Girl!"

dontgetitfear

Originally posted by Grimm22
dontgetitfear

What? We all had our suspicions. What kind of man wears a green thong as a superhero costume? And what kind of man trims every inch of his body so he looks slick and slim? 😮‍💨