We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck @ssholes: @ssholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with @ssholes their way. But the only thing that can f*ck an @sshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become @ssholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from @ssholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*ck this @sshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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