Does Your Partner Always Get Off...

Started by Irwinsarmy4 pages

Does Your Partner Always Get Off...

Mine doesn't. If she can't get her shit together in 2 minutes it's not my problem.

Does anyone really care about a sock who left hand doesn't "get off?"

I thought not.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Does anyone really care about a sock who left hand doesn't "get off?"

I thought not.

💃 Thanks, I still love you.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
💃 Thanks, I still love you.
What Have I done to deserve thou gracious love, thine hero.

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I'm not afraid to make with the head if I throw an early nut.

Rosy is always happy

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
What Have I done to deserve thou gracious love, thine hero.

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Homosexual tendencies. 😮

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Homosexual tendencies. 😮
Oh Ok.

WEll I'm bi, but I'm leaning towards the females right now. 😬

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Why people volunteer to be pinatas is beyond me

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Oh Ok.

WEll I'm bi, but I'm leaning towards the females right now. 😬

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You know, for posterity and all.

when in doubt, **** a trout?

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Why people volunteer to be pinatas is beyond me

😱 It's like bringing scissors to the retard class.

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Why people volunteer to be pinatas is beyond me
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Originally posted by clap
You know, for posterity and all.
Sure, why not?

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
when in doubt, **** a trout?

Your song with Jamie Foxx was off the charts dude.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Mine doesn't. If she can't get her shit together in 2 minutes it's not my problem.

dude that's not ever something I would admit to. seriously, admiting you suck in bed is never a good idea other than to warn people of your suckiness. oh yeah... oh baby oh baby

Originally posted by clap
I'm not afraid to make with the head if I throw an early nut.

I love it when a man makes the effort to make up for arriving too early.

Originally posted by Syren
I love it when a man makes the effort to make up for arriving too early.

Especially when they've got the skills to pay the bills.

Alot of men b**ch about it, but I love introducing cousin Earl.

Originally posted by clap
Especially when they've got the skills to pay the bills.

Alot of men b**ch about it, but I love introducing cousin Earl.

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Explain, for the benefit of those not in the know.

Originally posted by clap
Especially when they've got the skills to pay the bills.

Alot of men b**ch about it, but I love introducing cousin Earl.

Cousin Earl?

Originally posted by Syren
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Explain.

What exactly do you want to know? PG-13, remember.